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Dick Grayson ([personal profile] batmanschmatman) wrote2022-06-13 08:42 pm

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SOMETIMES THE LINES GET BLURRED.
Sometimes the only thing between you and them is the mask and cape.

case files


TIM DRAKE | REDWING
dc comics

❝ You're my brother, Dick. You'll always be there for me. ❞



RORSCHACH
watchmen

❝ Not really a cop then. Only when off-duty. ❞



CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
star trek xi

❝ Can we get matching necklaces? Oh! Better idea, matching tramp stamps. ❞



SHEGO
kim possible

❝ Whiskey and a bendy straw? I'm trying to adjust for how you'll be lying in a broken heap, here. ❞



THE DOCTOR (SEVENTH)
dr. who

❝ I'm glad you did talk about it. It's better to at least deal with it before you run off and say something half cocked and foolish that winds up being at the expense of someone else. ❞



DEAN WINCHESTER
supernatural

❝ What was it you said you do again? ❞



BUFFY SUMMERS
buffy the vampire slayer

❝ Oh come on, Nightwing? It's practically screaming with dark angst! ❞



SARA PEZZINI
witchblade

❝ You could've passed that off as personal wisdom, by the way. You couldn't get away with quoting Lenny Briscoe around me but I know jack about science fiction. ❞



STEVE ROGERS | CAPTAIN AMERICA
mcu

❝ They need help, I couldn't just sit around. ❞



TONY STARK | IRON MAN
mcu

❝ Batman? Oh, okay, I see it now, your chest thing. The ear tips were throwing me off. ❞



BRUCE WAYNE | BATMAN
dc comics

❝ You've always been a better person and hero than I ever could be. ❞



SLADE WILSON | DEATHSTROKE THE TERMINATOR
dc comics

❝ I did it for politics, and I did it to make you hate me. You and the rest of the world, if they didn't already. They only ever saw a villain so that's what I gave them. A monster they could hate. ❞



BARBARA GORDON | ORACLE
dc comics

❝ QUOTE ❞



BARBARA GORDON | BATGIRL
elseworld's finest

❝ Robins, huh? I was never a bird person. ❞



CASSANDRA CAIN | BLACK BAT
dc comics

❝ Disco pants. ❞



STEPHANIE BROWN | BATGIRL
dc comics

❝ Have you ever tried arguing with you when you've decided to do something? ❞



KON-EL | SUPERBOY
dcnu

❝ You know, when I met them I couldn't help but think in a different time, in a different place, we all could have been friends. ❞



CASSANDRA SANDSMARK | WONDER GIRL
dc comics

❝ I'll admit I feel a little like I'm abandoning my team, but I do think this will be a good experience for me. ❞



KARA ZOR-EL | SUPERGIRL
dc comics

❝ If I don't want to talk about them I won't. Are they going to try to act like Clark on me? Yes, I have issues. I can handle them just fine. ❞



CISSIE KING-JONES
dc comics

❝ I know I don't need to say it, but--look out for Tim? Don't let him repress and push people away. ❞



WALLY WEST | THE FLASH
dc comics

❝ I thought you were supposed to be the smart one. ❞



CONNER KENT | SUPERBOY
dc comics

❝ I... really don't know. I mean, I could see me starting up a Titans branch here or something. But the Justice League? That's a little out of my, well, league. ❞



ARIADNE
inception

❝ I guess it just seems like there aren't exactly a lot of nice people in the world, and those who are, are usually pretty messed up in other ways. ❞



ARTHUR
inception

❝ You know I'm a criminal, right? ❞



MISS PARKER
the pretender

❝ You sure you're a match for me, bird-boy? ❞



AGENT K
men in black

❝ I don't know, but I've always been the type to get my shit together and try anyway. ❞



MARTHA JONES
dr. who

❝ I've been doing a fair bit of thinking, really, about this, and I really do believe that people help with different bits of someone's redemption, and maybe you've gone as far as you can in the warden bit and now it's just time to be the friend. ❞



NARVIN
dr. who

❝ Well, if it should catch fire, I fully trust you already have a plan in place for dealing with it. ❞



SEVERUS SNAPE
harry potter

❝ I see a good many people roaming the halls alone at night. The vampires. The insomniacs. People like myself. Late-night wanderings don't fit in your archetype. ❞



JOHN CONNOR
terminator: salvation

❝ There is a genocidal shapeshifting killer robot on board who is programmed to assassinate me and once impersonated my wife. Are you absolutely fucking certain that other person was who you thought he was? ❞



ROBERT CAPA
sunshine

❝ Let them swarm. I'd like to be hooked up to a few IVs right now. A morphine cocktail would be perfect, don't you think? ❞



T'POL
star trek: enterprise

❝ Then perhaps you should explain to me what happened. ❞



NATASHA ROMANOFF | BLACK WIDOW
marvel cinematic universe

❝ Do 'Most Likely to Graduate in Two Weeks,' 'Most Likely to Take Over the Barge,' 'Best Facetwins,' etc.? ❞



ERIK LENSHERR | MAGNETO
x-men: first class

❝ Then I'll keep you in mind. ❞



CLINT BARTON | HAWKEYE
mcu

❝ I kind of figured you were ex-military and the cop thing was just a cover. ❞



SUMMER FINN
500 days of summer

❝ So, happy birthday and... Thanks for being a friend when I got all weird about this place. ❞



ZEV BELLRINGER
lexx

❝ I hope so. Most of the good people I've met have been among the guilty, but haven't had anything to personally stand for. ❞



ANGUA VAN UBERWALD
discworld

❝ You want to take a date to a snowball fight? ❞



CONSTABLE GEORGE CRABTREE
murdoch mysteries

❝ It's an adventure novel about terrorists, and mummies, and the French, and more or less everybody I know. And the Queen. ❞



CARLA RENALDI
death valley

❝ I don't let anyone I work with go into a potentially dangerous situation alone if I can help it. ❞



CLAUDIA DONOVAN
warehouse 13

❝ Uhm. True. Yes. That's probably true. But, uhm, I. There's this... thing. I'm doing. Searching for someone. Right. And, uh, I didn't... I... am so sorry. It's just.... You're Batman. And that is really distracting for me.❞



JESSE PINKMAN
breaking bad

❝ I mean, you could have always picked... you know, something else, though. Like my friends, they've all got... nicknames, you know. ❞



LESLIE KNOPE
parks and recreation

❝ I'm here to work. ❞



BEATRIX KIDDO
kill bill

❝ If I win, you tell me why you look like someone pissed in your cheerios. Fair? ❞



SARAH CONNOR
terminator

❝ Thanks for the ride. ❞



MARK HOFFMAN
saw

❝ The question that you never seem to ask- that no one asks - is how many people I've enjoyed killing. ❞



POISON IVY | PAMELA ISLEY
dc comics

❝ That's always been the problem, hasn't it? Things 'look like they doing okay', and nobody bothers to look again. ❞



HARLEY QUINN
dc comics

❝ QUOTE ❞



JASON TODD | THE RED HOOD
dc comics

❝ You're totally okay with clubbing me with your fucking sticks. Just pretend that happened. ❞



DAVID HARRIS
animorphs

❝ I mean you've gotta know when to fight and when to walk away. Isn't that what you and Tim both keep saying to me? ❞



EDWARD NYGMA | THE RIDDLER
dc comics

❝ By current standards, terrific. By my own standards, I might as well be dead. ❞



CLAIRE BENNET
heroes

❝ Rorschach said it was realistic. ❞



JASON BOURNE
the bourne identity

❝ I've already said I'm working on anger management. ❞



MAL COBB
inception

❝ I had allowed myself to become something terrible, and I couldn't even see it. ❞



MOLLY CARPENTER
the dresden files

❝ Definitely not bummed--kind of amused, actually. I mean--Romeo and Juliet without the poison and death. It's every hormone-soaked teenage girl's dream, right? ...Normal teenage girls, that is. I was into horror flicks. ❞



BILLY COSTIGAN
the departed

❝ I'll stick up for him to anyone because the kid needs it.. but supporting him to him still? I want to know why the fuck he did this. ❞



DR. JONATHAN CRANE | THE SCARECROW
nolanverse

❝ People only fear doctors by it because it brings up the issues of their own mortality. ❞



WANDA MAXIMOFF | SCARLET WITCH
x-men: evolution

❝ I am really getting why so many psychics practice meditation. ❞



EDWARD BLAKE | THE COMEDIAN
watchmen

❝ Hell's full of some awfully normal looking demons. ❞



FAITH LEHANE
buffy the vampire slayer

❝ Guess you're one of the hero types or something? ❞



WICHITA
zombieland

❝ Enjoy your angst, I guess. Whatever helps. ❞


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