Dick Grayson
07 February 2011 @ 12:42 pm
[There's a second or two of silence before Dick starts speaking, because he is very consciously trying to stop himself from blurting out "Holy _______" statements and adding Bat to the beginning of nouns, and it is quite the uphill battle, unfortunately. His "superpower" is basically adopting Burt Ward Robin's speech patterns TO THE XTREME. :|]

I'm not feeling great. Anyone needs me, I'm gonna be in my Bat-

... I'll be kind of scarce.

[Filtered to people who know THE BIG SECRET. So basically Tim, Steph, Wally, Costigan, Hayley, Spike, etc. Ask if not sure.]

Holy redundant flood, Admiral, this had better only be for a couple days. I'm starting to talk like the Robin from the BatTV Show character flood again and the Batnovelty's already seriously worn off. How's everyone else holding up?
Dick Grayson
30 December 2010 @ 01:13 am
So. Does anyone actually remember what happened in detail during the flood? I mean, I'm guessing it was a flood, but everything over the last two days is just kind of... patchy. [And horrifying, but you guys don't need to know that.]

[Private to Tim and Steph]

Did I... fight crime? And maybe make a PSA about it? ... With Babs?

Please say no.
Dick Grayson
28 December 2010 @ 03:37 pm
[Broadcasting to everyone, because in the sixties they didn't do Batparanoia and/or subtlety, apparently.]


Are you there?


Batgirl and I seem to be stuck on this strange ship, but according to a boy called Tim we haven't been kidnapped. If you're out there, please respond. We're going to come looking for you just as soon as we can!