[Dick sat down on the couch, too tired to hide the wince as literally every bruise he'd gotten over the last few days protested the movement, but recovered enough to just launch into the story, sounding a lot less dazed and shell shocked than when he'd told Tim.]
"First, it was just kind of creepy, dark and cramped? But then when we started cutting through to one of the next rooms, we were attacked by crew members, literally just coming out of no where, and there was this monster dog that tried to take a couple chunks out of us. The floor and walls started melting at one point, that's when O'Brien turned around to try the reboot, I had to blow up the next wall so we could actually get through it before we melted... A lot of creepy stuff, more crew members, some other weird things - you know, I'm not even sure how long we were down there? I know it was allegedly three days, but it felt like a week. Or a couple hours. We think it was part of the distortion going on." [Totally casually, because this is nbd. But he's getting a little more serious at the next part, because it had actually fucked him up a little.]
"And then we got to the last room, this phone and answering machine recording tried to get us to turn around. It said we'd failed and everyone was dead, and then it started targeting... It said Tim was dead, Capa's family too, I'm not sure what it said about John's..." [He trailed off for a second before continuing.] "And then a horde of rats attacked us, we found the key to the next room, which was the bridge, the thing looked like a wrecking team had gone through it, and Flagg was there. He tried doing the villain banter thing? John just shot him in the head."
[Which was a totally foreign concept to Dick, as villain banter was standard fare, none of this shoot first ask questions never thing.] "And then he turned into a swarm of bugs, a Terminator arm came out of a computer to grab John, I shot it with the phaser and Flagg left. Then we just tried to stay awake until people found the Admiral."
[Basically they almost died like 80 times, Dick thought Tim was dead, they were all beat to shit, hadn't eaten much or slept and had basically run out of water by the time they were done.]
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"First, it was just kind of creepy, dark and cramped? But then when we started cutting through to one of the next rooms, we were attacked by crew members, literally just coming out of no where, and there was this monster dog that tried to take a couple chunks out of us. The floor and walls started melting at one point, that's when O'Brien turned around to try the reboot, I had to blow up the next wall so we could actually get through it before we melted... A lot of creepy stuff, more crew members, some other weird things - you know, I'm not even sure how long we were down there? I know it was allegedly three days, but it felt like a week. Or a couple hours. We think it was part of the distortion going on." [Totally casually, because this is nbd. But he's getting a little more serious at the next part, because it had actually fucked him up a little.]
"And then we got to the last room, this phone and answering machine recording tried to get us to turn around. It said we'd failed and everyone was dead, and then it started targeting... It said Tim was dead, Capa's family too, I'm not sure what it said about John's..." [He trailed off for a second before continuing.] "And then a horde of rats attacked us, we found the key to the next room, which was the bridge, the thing looked like a wrecking team had gone through it, and Flagg was there. He tried doing the villain banter thing? John just shot him in the head."
[Which was a totally foreign concept to Dick, as villain banter was standard fare, none of this shoot first ask questions never thing.] "And then he turned into a swarm of bugs, a Terminator arm came out of a computer to grab John, I shot it with the phaser and Flagg left. Then we just tried to stay awake until people found the Admiral."
[Basically they almost died like 80 times, Dick thought Tim was dead, they were all beat to shit, hadn't eaten much or slept and had basically run out of water by the time they were done.]