[You've seen and commented on his Kevlar pajamas, he assumes you probably have guessed the whole thing, derp.]

Hmmm... [He is taking a sip of his beer to ponder this.] Villain-wise, I think the most creative but ridiculous I've ever seen is Condiment King. And they really vary? Some of them are pretty harmless, all things considered, and some of them are total psychopaths.