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[batmanschmatman]

SOMETIMES THE LINES GET BLURRED.
Sometimes the only thing between you and them is the mask and cape.

case files

TIM DRAKE | REDWING dc comics ❝ You're my brother, Dick. You'll always be there for me. ❞ » peektuttut

RORSCHACH watchmen ❝ Not really a cop then. Only when off-duty. ❞ » wemaketheworld

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK star trek xi ❝ Can we get matching necklaces? Oh! Better idea, matching tramp stamps. ❞ » captain_jtkirk

SHEGO kim possible ❝ Whiskey and a bendy straw? I'm trying to adjust for how you'll be lying in a broken heap, here. ❞ » gotgreenmagic

THE DOCTOR (SEVENTH) dr. who ❝ I'm glad you did talk about it. It's better to at least deal with it before you run off and say something half cocked and foolish that winds up being at the expense of someone else. ❞ » championoftime

DEAN WINCHESTER supernatural ❝ What was it you said you do again? ❞ » surfaceshine

BUFFY SUMMERS buffy the vampire slayer ❝ Oh come on, Nightwing? It's practically screaming with dark angst! ❞ » slayage

SARA PEZZINI witchblade ❝ You could've passed that off as personal wisdom, by the way. You couldn't get away with quoting Lenny Briscoe around me but I know jack about science fiction. ❞ » psychic_hotline

STEVE ROGERS | CAPTAIN AMERICA mcu ❝ They need help, I couldn't just sit around. ❞ » thestarspangledman

TONY STARK | IRON MAN mcu ❝ Batman? Oh, okay, I see it now, your chest thing. The ear tips were throwing me off. ❞ » aggravating

BRUCE WAYNE | BATMAN dc comics ❝ You've always been a better person and hero than I ever could be. ❞ » kingofrooks

SLADE WILSON | DEATHSTROKE THE TERMINATOR dc comics ❝ I did it for politics, and I did it to make you hate me. You and the rest of the world, if they didn't already. They only ever saw a villain so that's what I gave them. A monster they could hate. ❞ » terminates

BARBARA GORDON | ORACLE dc comics ❝ QUOTE ❞ » bodilesswarrior

BARBARA GORDON | BATGIRL elseworld's finest ❝ Robins, huh? I was never a bird person. ❞ » ladyofgotham

CASSANDRA CAIN | BLACK BAT dc comics ❝ Disco pants. ❞ » bodyreads

STEPHANIE BROWN | BATGIRL dc comics ❝ Have you ever tried arguing with you when you've decided to do something? ❞ » ichoosefight

KON-EL | SUPERBOY dcnu ❝ You know, when I met them I couldn't help but think in a different time, in a different place, we all could have been friends. ❞ » an_abomination

CASSANDRA SANDSMARK | WONDER GIRL dc comics ❝ I'll admit I feel a little like I'm abandoning my team, but I do think this will be a good experience for me. ❞ » demigoddess

KARA ZOR-EL | SUPERGIRL dc comics ❝ If I don't want to talk about them I won't. Are they going to try to act like Clark on me? Yes, I have issues. I can handle them just fine. ❞ » knowsaboutanger

CISSIE KING-JONES dc comics ❝ I know I don't need to say it, but--look out for Tim? Don't let him repress and push people away. ❞ » notarrowette

WALLY WEST | THE FLASH dc comics ❝ I thought you were supposed to be the smart one. ❞ » gingerspeedster

CONNER KENT | SUPERBOY dc comics ❝ I... really don't know. I mean, I could see me starting up a Titans branch here or something. But the Justice League? That's a little out of my, well, league. ❞ » cloned

ARIADNE inception ❝ I guess it just seems like there aren't exactly a lot of nice people in the world, and those who are, are usually pretty messed up in other ways. ❞ » buildindreemz

ARTHUR inception ❝ You know I'm a criminal, right? ❞ » paradoxlol

MISS PARKER the pretender ❝ You sure you're a match for me, bird-boy? ❞ » yourunichase

AGENT K men in black ❝ I don't know, but I've always been the type to get my shit together and try anyway. ❞ » most_feared

MARTHA JONES dr. who ❝ I've been doing a fair bit of thinking, really, about this, and I really do believe that people help with different bits of someone's redemption, and maybe you've gone as far as you can in the warden bit and now it's just time to be the friend. ❞ » toldastory

NARVIN dr. who ❝ Well, if it should catch fire, I fully trust you already have a plan in place for dealing with it. ❞ » timesbureaucrat

SEVERUS SNAPE harry potter ❝ I see a good many people roaming the halls alone at night. The vampires. The insomniacs. People like myself. Late-night wanderings don't fit in your archetype. ❞ » subtlescience

JOHN CONNOR terminator: salvation ❝ There is a genocidal shapeshifting killer robot on board who is programmed to assassinate me and once impersonated my wife. Are you absolutely fucking certain that other person was who you thought he was? ❞ » nofate

ROBERT CAPA sunshine ❝ Let them swarm. I'd like to be hooked up to a few IVs right now. A morphine cocktail would be perfect, don't you think? ❞ » ourlastbesthope

T'POL star trek: enterprise ❝ Then perhaps you should explain to me what happened. ❞ » with_discipline

NATASHA ROMANOFF | BLACK WIDOW marvel cinematic universe ❝ Do 'Most Likely to Graduate in Two Weeks,' 'Most Likely to Take Over the Barge,' 'Best Facetwins,' etc.? ❞ » persuadeyou

ERIK LENSHERR | MAGNETO x-men: first class ❝ Then I'll keep you in mind. ❞ » wecanavenge

CLINT BARTON | HAWKEYE mcu ❝ I kind of figured you were ex-military and the cop thing was just a cover. ❞ » worldsbestmarksman

SUMMER FINN 500 days of summer ❝ So, happy birthday and... Thanks for being a friend when I got all weird about this place. ❞ » im_sid

ZEV BELLRINGER lexx ❝ I hope so. Most of the good people I've met have been among the guilty, but haven't had anything to personally stand for. ❞ » ring_your_bell

ANGUA VAN UBERWALD discworld ❝ You want to take a date to a snowball fight? ❞ » scentbombed

CONSTABLE GEORGE CRABTREE murdoch mysteries ❝ It's an adventure novel about terrorists, and mummies, and the French, and more or less everybody I know. And the Queen. ❞ » 19centconstable

CARLA RENALDI death valley ❝ I don't let anyone I work with go into a potentially dangerous situation alone if I can help it. ❞ » officerrenaldi

CLAUDIA DONOVAN warehouse 13 ❝ Uhm. True. Yes. That's probably true. But, uhm, I. There's this... thing. I'm doing. Searching for someone. Right. And, uh, I didn't... I... am so sorry. It's just.... You're Batman. And that is really distracting for me.❞ » reactivates

JESSE PINKMAN breaking bad ❝ I mean, you could have always picked... you know, something else, though. Like my friends, they've all got... nicknames, you know. ❞ » yeahscience

LESLIE KNOPE parks and recreation ❝ I'm here to work. ❞ » lesliemonster

BEATRIX KIDDO kill bill ❝ If I win, you tell me why you look like someone pissed in your cheerios. Fair? ❞ » deadliestviper

SARAH CONNOR terminator ❝ Thanks for the ride. ❞ » terminatefate

MARK HOFFMAN saw ❝ The question that you never seem to ask- that no one asks - is how many people I've enjoyed killing. ❞ » lastmanstanding

POISON IVY | PAMELA ISLEY dc comics ❝ That's always been the problem, hasn't it? Things 'look like they doing okay', and nobody bothers to look again. ❞ » chlorophylliac

HARLEY QUINN dc comics ❝ QUOTE ❞ » revupyourharley

JASON TODD | THE RED HOOD dc comics ❝ You're totally okay with clubbing me with your fucking sticks. Just pretend that happened. ❞ » goodsoldier

DAVID HARRIS animorphs ❝ I mean you've gotta know when to fight and when to walk away. Isn't that what you and Tim both keep saying to me? ❞ » sixthanimorph

EDWARD NYGMA | THE RIDDLER dc comics ❝ By current standards, terrific. By my own standards, I might as well be dead. ❞ » insolubleriddle

CLAIRE BENNET heroes ❝ Rorschach said it was realistic. ❞ » some_kinda_hero

JASON BOURNE the bourne identity ❝ I've already said I'm working on anger management. ❞ » brokenweapon

MAL COBB inception ❝ I had allowed myself to become something terrible, and I couldn't even see it. ❞ » cauchemal

MOLLY CARPENTER the dresden files ❝ Definitely not bummed--kind of amused, actually. I mean--Romeo and Juliet without the poison and death. It's every hormone-soaked teenage girl's dream, right? ...Normal teenage girls, that is. I was into horror flicks. ❞ » goodgrasshopper

BILLY COSTIGAN the departed ❝ I'll stick up for him to anyone because the kid needs it.. but supporting him to him still? I want to know why the fuck he did this. ❞ » lostundercover

DR. JONATHAN CRANE | THE SCARECROW nolanverse ❝ People only fear doctors by it because it brings up the issues of their own mortality. ❞ » doctor_j_crane

WANDA MAXIMOFF | SCARLET WITCH x-men: evolution ❝ I am really getting why so many psychics practice meditation. ❞ » scarlet_discord

EDWARD BLAKE | THE COMEDIAN watchmen ❝ Hell's full of some awfully normal looking demons. ❞ » diedinnewyork

FAITH LEHANE buffy the vampire slayer ❝ Guess you're one of the hero types or something? ❞ » hungryanhorny

WICHITA zombieland ❝ Enjoy your angst, I guess. Whatever helps. ❞ » wichita_kansas