Ummm... [He needs a moment to think about it, because sigh math.] Well, I've been here for a year and eight months, I took a sabbatical for about a year after the universe almost ended, and I think the last date I went on was about... six or seven months before that? So maybe a little over three years.
[Which is depressing to say out loud.] How about you?
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[Which is depressing to say out loud.] How about you?