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[batmanschmatman]

So, I guess this is our shot at getting contacted by people from back home? Kind of nice in theory, but I'd sort of rather just have a phone instead of hoping anyone from back home's listening in on all this.

... Funny thing is? A lot of the people I care about are here already. Or, were here. How's everything going, Wally?

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[ilumeatcat.livejournal.com]

Hey, so, I know you're just a hallucination brought on by sleeping pills and pickle brine, and you'll probably disappear back into the tv or People Magazine at some point, but since you haven't run screaming in the opposite direction yet, want to...oh, what the hell. Want to catch a movie or something?

I'll heat up a donut for you.

[erk.]

I mean, if you don't disappear later.

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[maskedlibrarian.livejournal.com]

I think he's a little busy.

[ Not like she's jealous or anything. You aren't allowed to date, Boy Wonder. ]

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[batmanschmatman]

With what?

[lol I'm sixteen where you're from why do you suddenly care who I date I TRIED TO GET YOU TO GO OUT WITH ME LIKE A MILLION TIMES BACK THEN JEEZ BABS.]

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[maskedlibrarian.livejournal.com]

With your job on an inter-dimensional prison barge? Besides, she's not even there.

[ IT WAS ENDEARING OKAY she got a little possessive. ]

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[batmanschmatman]

Neither are you.

[HE KIND OF WISHES YOU WERE THOUGH ;_;]

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[maskedlibrarian.livejournal.com]

That's only because I like to play hard to get.

That and your signal won't stop fluctuating.

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[batmanschmatman]

Which signal?

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[maskedlibrarian.livejournal.com]

The one from you and Bruce on the good ship What Is Physics.

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[batmanschmatman]

I think that's normal. Whatever's linking us to you will probably break off in a few hours.

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[maskedlibrarian.livejournal.com]

That works perfectly actually. You can entertain me until I can sneak away from work.

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[ilumeatcat.livejournal.com]

What the what?

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[maskedlibrarian.livejournal.com]

He has a job a liiiiittle out of your area.

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[ilumeatcat.livejournal.com]

And he's probably also some trip because I took some tranquilizers or because I'm dying of indigestion. So what?

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[maskedlibrarian.livejournal.com]

So how's he going to get to a date in another universe? You're barking up the wrong tree.

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[ilumeatcat.livejournal.com]

Awh, c'mon. Do you really have to harsh my buzz like this? Don't be a jag.

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[maskedlibrarian.livejournal.com]

I've got nothing better to do than hack this system and mess around with Dickie here for a couple of hours, so yeah, I do.

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[ilumeatcat.livejournal.com]

...even my own dream is trying to talk me out of this. I just can't win.

PRIVATE video ... this is my favorite thread

[batmanschmatman]

I'd be game fr a movie, assuming no one's disappearing later.

PRIVATE video - :D LIZ LEMON SCORES!

[ilumeatcat.livejournal.com]

You would? Really?

[Be cool, Lemon.]

That sounds great, and I haven't caught your name yet.

PRIVATE video - WHO BELONGS TO THIS LIZ LEMON :|a

[batmanschmatman]

It's Dick Grayson. Nice to meet you.

Re: PRIVATE video - I SHALL NEVER TELL. C:

[ilumeatcat.livejournal.com]

[WATCH HER STRUGGLE NOT TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT HIS NAME. WATCH.]

I'm Liz. It's been really nice talking to you, Dick.

PRIVATE video - WRRRRRYYYY ;;

[batmanschmatman]

[Oh he is so used to it. :|]

You too.

Sorry about my overprotective friend over there.

PRIVATE video - because secrets are fun! :D

[ilumeatcat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, what was that about?

PRIVATE video - ... I suppose. >>

[batmanschmatman]

We're coworkers. I think she enjoys pretending I belong to her.

PRIVATE video - I'll give you a hint. fahkin'.

[ilumeatcat.livejournal.com]

You're lucky though. I wish my coworkers were possessive of me. Usually they're either throwing me under a bus or making me feel like some kind of dictator.

And not the fun, brainwashy, demigod kind of dictator either.