050 [video]

[batmanschmatman]

[Dick Grayson, AGE TWELVE, is looking pretty smug and uninterested in all your OH NO WHERE AM I HAVE I BEEN KIDNAPPED flailing on the network, because he remembers the Barge and thinks he's been here as a twelve year old troll of a warden this whole time.]

This is totally queer. Is this going to be one of those stupid floods where no one ever finds out the pattern to it? Because those really blow chunks.

And is anyone not affected except me?

[Private to Costigan]

Yo. You still you?

[ooc: Dick is from the infamous series ALL STAR BATMAN AND ROBIN THE BOY WONDER often shortened to ASBAR. Because it's Frank Miller, it's pretty casually offensive and as such I apologize for anything this small troll says to your characters during this flood.]

Comments

[peektuttut]

Queer? Do you seriously think it's okay to casually throw that word around?

[batmanschmatman]

Why wouldn't it be?

[peektuttut]

Queer means odd. Don't use it as a slur.

[Also why are you twelve. He will get to that later.]

[batmanschmatman]

Yeah, exactly, this flood is odd. What's your problem?

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

If there's a pattern, I feel we can all get to the bottom of this before damage is done.

[batmanschmatman]

Maybe. [WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME, COPPER. >:|]

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

It's something we should all be concerned about Dick.

[Because he cares. Argh.]

[feverprophecy.livejournal.com]

Oh my god.

Seriously?

This is amazing.

Say more, Dick. Please.

[batmanschmatman]

Why? It's not like I haven't said this stuff before.

[feverprophecy.livejournal.com]

Look, I don't actually care what you believe, but I'm gonna have to point out that a twelve year old warden would be about as effective as a poodle for a warden. Slightly more because we don't have to pick up your shit or make you wear a flea collar.

[marsh-witch.livejournal.com]

I don't believe I am affected. [You are a small boy. She has a small boy. She will troll you right back]

[batmanschmatman]

Really? Who're you supposed to be?

[marsh-witch.livejournal.com]

My name is Ravenna.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Dick?

[batmanschmatman]

Hey Jim! You're not affected, are you?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[You really creep him out :c] I... don't think so. I feel like me.

[SPAM]

[terminates.livejournal.com]

[Here is Slade, just walking down a hallway. He's thankfully NOT affected by the flood so he's pretty much been avoiding everyone like he usually does, only MORE so.

Thus far he has been largely successful...]

[SPAM]

[batmanschmatman]

[UNTIL A CERTAIN CARTWHEELING SMALL CHILD COMES DOWN THE HALLWAY, although his "usual" shit eating grin is kind of shakier than usual because he's feeling pretty creeped out by the fact that even though he has memories of the Barge, he's apparently just the product of a flood affecting his older, better counterpart from the universe Tim and Jason and the Barge's Bruce were from.

It's been a bit to process.]

[SPAM]

[terminates.livejournal.com]

[And he just...stares. Because of all the things he expected to see today, this isn't one of them.

Is that...Grayson??]

[drafting-dreams.livejournal.com]

[Hey there, tween!Dick. Here's a super sassy/hipster!Ariadne up your way.] Kid, you do realize no one uses queer anymore, right? Someone needs to catch up with the times.

[batmanschmatman]

[Headtilt. You seem kind of the same, Ariadne, but this is sort of an odd conversation lead. Where are the questions??] What do people use now?

[drafting-dreams.livejournal.com]

[Don't worry, there's going to be questions in due time~] All the cool kids say 'gay'. Like "That's so gay. Come at me, bro."

Not really my thing though. [She's too hipster cool for that.]

Private

[lostundercover]

Yeah. [Because Ang has no time or energy left.]

You're affected, kid.

Private

[batmanschmatman]

That's what everyone keeps saying, but I still remember stuff. It's retarded.

Private

[lostundercover]

Sure, it probably is, but it's still true.