001 [video] introduction

[batmanschmatman]

So, I guess I should probably get around to introducing myself or something. I'm Dick, and I'm a new warden around here. Seems like an... interesting place so far.

... Sooooo, does anyone know when I'm actually supposed to get assigned an inmate to keep an eye on?

Comments

3/4 I lied >.>

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[He officially hates his life.]

[voice] done!

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[But he will never let you know it.]

Well.

There goes the neighborhood.

[The sarcasm. It burns.]

[voice] ilu xD

[batmanschmatman]

[BRB, trying to contain his complete and utter joy to hear from you.]

Of course you'd be here.

[voice] ilu2 <3

[terminates.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, well, the feeling's mutual, pal.]

Apparently, it's a small multiverse.

You'll get used to it.

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[batmanschmatman]

Not like I have a ton of choice.

[voice]

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You could always leave.

[And save them both a massive aneurysm from being stuck in close quarters together for who knows how long.]

[voice]

[batmanschmatman]

Sorry. You're not getting rid of me that easily.

[voice]

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Doesn't help that you're more like a cockroach than a bird, does it?

[And what little progress has been made is sloooowly slipping away, yep.]

[voice]

[batmanschmatman]

[Oops.]

It can sure come in handy. We are pretty radiation resistant.

[Andddd he went there. Sorry Slade.]

[voice]

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[Par for the course. This could get ugly.]

You should probably get that checked.

Might be diseased.

[voice]

[batmanschmatman]

[Ugly? Between these two? Nawww.]

I'm healthy as ever. Sorry to disappoint.

[voice]

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[Such bros, they are.]

Give it a few years.

It'll catch up to you eventually.

[voice]

[batmanschmatman]

[A true rad bromance here.]

I wouldn't count on it.

[voice]

[terminates.livejournal.com]

[So many warm fuzzies.]

Sure you wouldn't.

[voice]

[batmanschmatman]

So. What are you doing here?

[voice]

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Languishing below deck until the Admiral throws me overboard or I'm "redeemed".

Whichever comes first.

[voice]

[batmanschmatman]

And how's that been working out for you?

[voice]

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[Dryly:]

I haven't been thrown overboard.

[Yet.]

[voice]

[batmanschmatman]

That's something.

[voice]

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Not much.

[voice] derp totally missed this tag

[batmanschmatman]

Nice to know you've learned to look on the brightside.

[voice] np <3!

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I'm an eternal optimist.

[Haw haw, get it?]

[voice]

[batmanschmatman]

Of course you are.

Guess I'll see you around.

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Don't count on it.

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[batmanschmatman]

Works for me.