001 [video] introduction

[batmanschmatman]

So, I guess I should probably get around to introducing myself or something. I'm Dick, and I'm a new warden around here. Seems like an... interesting place so far.

... Sooooo, does anyone know when I'm actually supposed to get assigned an inmate to keep an eye on?

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[batmanschmatman]

[Sighhhhhh. Dick is now massaging his forehead and trying to ward off the imminent headache.]

Unless everything's completely gone to hell, I'm pretty sure he's not going to murder you.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't put it past him. We called a truce, but it's a pretty rocky one.

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[batmanschmatman]

Don't worry about it. I'll try and talk him down from homicide and/or serious maiming.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Throw verbal abuse in the mix, that one's actually really likely.

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[batmanschmatman]

I'll see what I can do.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

You're the best.

[ And dead serious now, ] No, really. Don't ever change.

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[batmanschmatman]

I'll do my best. [Because seriously, he reallyyyy doesn't want to be Batman.]

You still up for that snowball fight?

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

As long as you promise not to hurt the snow-heroes!

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[batmanschmatman]

Of course I won't! Cut me some slack, I'm not Lex Luthor.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

See you in five?

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[batmanschmatman]

Sounds good.