001 [video] introduction

[batmanschmatman]

So, I guess I should probably get around to introducing myself or something. I'm Dick, and I'm a new warden around here. Seems like an... interesting place so far.

... Sooooo, does anyone know when I'm actually supposed to get assigned an inmate to keep an eye on?

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[batmanschmatman]

Believe me, trouble usually finds me anyways. I don't need to tempt fate any more than I already do.

[cisskabob]

[Wryly:] I know the feeling.

[batmanschmatman]

So, where're you from?

[cisskabob]

Pennsylvania. How about you?

[batmanschmatman]

New Jersey. It's not as bad as everyone says.

[cisskabob]

So I hear! I have a few friends from New Jersey. [...Like Tim and Steph. CONNECT THOSE DOTS, CISSIE, YEESH.]

[batmanschmatman]

Here or back home?

[cisskabob]

Both, actually. Or--my friend from home is here, too.

[batmanschmatman]

Really? That's pretty cool. What part of New Jersey is he from?

[cisskabob]

Gotham, actually. How about you?

[He is so enjoying himself, isn't he? ;)]

[batmanschmatman]

Gotham, actually. Guess it really is a small world.

[Oh, of course! ;D]

[cisskabob]

[...Waaaaaaait a second, there's something fishy here. Even if she hadn't watched the Batman movies with Tim (including Batman Forever, thankyouverymuch), she knows Tim's brother's name.]

...What's your name again?

[batmanschmatman]

[OH MAN that movie, sob. When did this happen? xD]

Dick Grayson.

[cisskabob]

[Back in March! But Tim got them as a gift at some point, if I remember correctly. Dick can still be scarred. ;) And now she's blinking at him and laughing. The joke's on her, but she can take it.]

A very small world, it seems.

[batmanschmatman]

[Yesssss, Dick needs to see his hip nineties dude counterpart who only cares about motorcycles. :3]

You're a friend of Tim's.

[cisskabob]

[YES, he doooooes. CHRIS O'DONNELL. ...Huh. Possibly all of my first crushes were on various incarnations of Dick Grayson. :|]

I am. Does he know you're here yet? He'll be thrilled. ...Did you know he's here?

[batmanschmatman]

[Even Mulletwing? D: Also I'm assuming this conversation happened pre-Tim commenting, for continuity's sake.]

Well, I didn't until you said your friends from Gotham were here, and the other pieces kinda just fell into place. How long's he been here? I just saw him, like, yesterday.

[cisskabob]

[...Okay, no, not Mulletwing. Did anyone love Mulletwing? But I was going to marry TAS!Dick when I was 8! And that works! <3]

Oh gosh. I've been here since February and he'd already been here about a month by then, so... almost a year, I guess? Time... works a little differently, here.

[batmanschmatman]

[I love him for the lulz? But yeah no, I don't think anyone does. xD D'awww, TAS!Dick was the best. <3]

Wow. Weird.