001 [video] introduction

[batmanschmatman]

So, I guess I should probably get around to introducing myself or something. I'm Dick, and I'm a new warden around here. Seems like an... interesting place so far.

... Sooooo, does anyone know when I'm actually supposed to get assigned an inmate to keep an eye on?

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[batmanschmatman]

I knew there was a reason we kept you around.

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[peektuttut]

Apparently, I've got my uses.

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[batmanschmatman]

Apparently.

So... How's this place been treating you? [Concerned Older Brother Mode is go for launch.]

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[peektuttut]

[He missed old!Dick. :c]It's been worse. Some of the floods and ports can get really...awful. It all depends.

...I have a girlfriend?

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[batmanschmatman]

[Join the club, Tim. ;; ]

Really? Who's the lucky lady?

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[peektuttut]

[Aaand he's smiling a little now.] Her name's Shego. She, uh. She's an inmate. [Totally his Catwoman. :c]

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[batmanschmatman]

[... lol wut.

brb, loling forever.]

God Tim, you really are turning into Bruce.

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[peektuttut]

[Pft. PFT. Dick has had his fair share of crazy, okay. Tim just shoves at his shoulder.]

Am not.

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[batmanschmatman]

[... True. But still, that will get you a shove back.]

Are too.

How long's it been going on?

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[peektuttut]

A few months, now. And I am not. [Keep pushing and he will strike a nerve. :|] It's been good.

[Part of that may be because he's not the Boy Virgin any more, but, you know. Shhh.]

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[batmanschmatman]

That's good. Glad it's been working out.

[Because seriously, with their track record of disasterous relationships? This is clearly a big deal.]

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[peektuttut]

[It's a HUGE deal. But it'll get sour soon, since. Joker's killing her. :c] Yeah. So do you need the tour or anything?

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[batmanschmatman]

[So I'd stalked heard. :[[[ ] I wouldn't say no to one, if you're not busy.

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[peektuttut]

[Tim will be crying to him shortly. :c] I'm not. Come on. [He pointed down the hall] Kitchen and dining all are down there.

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[batmanschmatman]

[D'awwww, Dick will be happy to be all dorkily supportive. o/ ]

Always a good place to start off.

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[peektuttut]

Yep. [He headed for the stairs, pointing up.] Second floor is the infirmary...Which is honestly the best place to start off. Martha's a doctor there. You can trust her.