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So, Bruce is in a coma again. I'm bringing him up to the infirmary, even though he's probably just going to escape again as soon as he wakes up.

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I know a while ago, there was a lot of talk about warden self defense classes. Did anything actually come of that?

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How are you doing? You've been a little quiet lately.

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I offered to teach people restraint and unarmed self defence, if they were interested. Offer's still wide open. I think a few people were, I just got... ill and never followed up on that.

I'd still like to be involved if we ever get something kind of formalized going. Or just a list of people who are willing to teach we can attach to the blotter or something.

I think making a list, and what people are specialised in might be really useful.

I'll ask for a list of volunteers in this week's report, and make a list from there.

...What would you like me to put you down as?

Do you need to learn self-defense? I could help. I know Kung Fu and Jew-Do.

No, I was offering as more of like, a teacher. I'm pretty well covered when it comes to self defense.

I think a lot of people here are pretty well-covered.

I fought Shego once. Did you know she can shoot green lightning? I want to learn that trick.

You really want a list?

I don't think it's something you can learn. I mean, I don't know how she got the ability, but she was probably either born with it, or got it from some kind of accident, and recreating that kind of thing usually just ends badly for whoever's trying it.

Why not? It'd be exceptionally useful, not just for teaching people things, but also for a crisis.

As you could probably expand it to people who've got particular talents or something too.

~~Might also make me feel redundant, but that doesn't matter.~~

I should have learned the food trick. I think if I had paid attention to that one, I would have been able to learn to shoot green lightning.

I was too busy learning the Kama Sutra, though. Sacrifices had to be made.

I've been hanging out with Armand and Claire. Not much to say, I guess.

Did you know in two months I'll have been here a year?

I did not know that. That's pretty crazy.

The food trick?

So, now we're setting up a Ghostbusters unit for Barge crises?

You know. Bread loaves and fish. Feeding the multitude.

How exactly would you have learned that?

I would have paid attention when Melchior was teaching it.

Instead, I was getting laid.

And people say I never stick with anything.

... Melchior.

Uh, isn't that usually the opposite of what you do?

He was a yogi I knew.

Depends who you're talking to: Batman, or my mom?

Och, no! I meant that it'd be useful to have a reference point for people's particular talents; who's got a knowledge of magic, who can manage a crowd, who's good with weapons, who's good with technology, that kind of thing. It saves time in asking 'who knows what this strange event is about?' or 'who can help us organise a refuge point?' as well as in passing on those skills.

I was interested in the class. I would like a saner alternative to the gun that I don't like. And yes, Mr. Howie, I know your opinion of that. There's no need to argue it again. I will learn something else to supplement, although neither are much good with my inmate. Is there something else I could be doing instead?

Well, we'll keep an eye on him until he escapes. [Oh you batfam..]

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I had been doing refreshers when Shego was teasing a self defense class. I wouldn't mind doing it again.

Edited 2011-07-06 21:07 (UTC)

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