002 [video] first flood

[batmanschmatman]

So I'm guessing this is what you guys would call a "flood"?

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Nope.

[batmanschmatman]

So it's affecting you too, huh?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Not even a little bit.

[batmanschmatman]

Awesome.

I'd ask about how other floods have been, but we both know how well that'd work out.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Oh they've all been much better than this.

[batmanschmatman]

I'm up for some stories.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

It would be really easy to tell you all about them, but I really don't want to.

[batmanschmatman]

Party pooper.

... Or is this a 'protect Dick's innocence for as long as humanly possible' thing?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

I can tell you it has nothing to do with my ability to tell the truth.

[batmanschmatman]

Fine, fine, keep your secrets.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Are you having any honesty problems?

[batmanschmatman]

Ask me a question I should know the answer to.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

What's your name?

[batmanschmatman]

Freddy Lloyd.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should go for yes or no questions. For optimum translation, you know.

[batmanschmatman]

Maybe.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Are you enjoying your time on the barge so far?

[batmanschmatman]

[That... is a tricky question, and the lying is making it harder.]

... Yeah, all of it's been really great. Except for you and Tim being here, obviously.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Making friends?

[batmanschmatman]

Nope. You know me, I hate other people.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

They're all losers anyway, I can't blame you.

[batmanschmatman]

Oh clearly. I don't know how you've managed all this time.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

I-- [ Well. She was going to lie and say she hated it here. But that didn't quite happen, sooo... ]

I hate hanging out with people. I find them terribly dull and uninspired.

[batmanschmatman]

Seems to be a common problem around here.