batmanschmatman | 002 [video] first flood

Do you need me to do anything else?

...No. I think - I don't know if they really decided anything yet, but there was talk about removing my warden privileges until the Joker's healed. But I'm not giving up my Item that whole time, even if it's to you. [YOU'LL GIVE IT BACK WHEN HE GETS OUT, RIGHT DICK? :C]

That seems... a little excessive. [WELL DUH, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU TRIED TO DECAPITATE HIM OR ANYTHING /wrong Robin. But srsly yes.]

[GDI Damian. :|] It's fine, I'll enforce it myself, but not without my Item.

Well, I trust you. So don't worry about it.

...Thanks.

What else is family for?

And, uh, speaking of which, Steph told me about Damian. [AND HE MIGHT BE WIGGING OUT ABOUT IT A LITTLE BIT. :|]

...Oh. [FUCKING FUCK he is facepalming so hard.] What else did she tell you about?

Pretty much all of it. I think.

How 'bout you tell me what you know.

He's Bruce and Talia's son, he's around ten or twelve years old, he's kind of a creep and is Robin now because I thought he needed guidance.

And you're calling yourself Red Robin and ran away to join the circus or something.

'Kind of a creep' is sort of an understatement. [He's still feeling bitter and is tempted to point out the murder attempts. :| But. Maybe later.]

That's about right, though. Less emphasis on the circus. I left Gotham to find proof.

And you did.

I'm still finding it kind of hard to believe Bruce had no idea about this kid though. I mean, he's Bruce.

Right. [He'll just leave out the fight they had on his way out of town.]

I guess, but Talia's an al Ghul. Ra's can plan for years. Or decades.

This is so messed up.

I guess Steph didn't tell you about Ra's' plans?

... Just tell me. I'm not going to be able to answer that.

[He might be a liiiittle proud of this one.] He was striking out at Bruce, tried to wreck things in a big way while he was gone. We stopped him, but I'm kind of the majority share holder in Wayne Enterprises stock, now.

[He'll just leave out the part where he was kicked out a window.]

[He laughs.] How did that happen?

He was too obvious. He put out hits on all the people Bruce has cared about; he wanted me to think that was the only plan, but that isn't his MO. He was trying to use Hush to destroy Wayne Enterprises, so I had to make sure he couldn't.

Well, congrats. Sounds like you did good work.

[There is internal puffing up at that.] Thanks.

So. What's with the copying Dr. Mid-Nite thing?

I am not copying Doctor Mid-Nite.

That doesn't really answer my question.

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