batmanschmatman: (Bruce is cray cray.)
Dick Grayson ([personal profile] batmanschmatman) wrote2011-10-06 01:07 pm

071 [voice]

[Dick sounds pretty unruffled and maybe even flippant to the casual observer, but he's actually pretty creeped. No one enjoys catching a weird person staring at them out of the corner of their eye and then just not being there when you turn to look at them.]

So, I know "the Barge is taking a turn for the creepy" is old news at this point, but... is anyone else starting to feel like someone's following them around? I know it probably just sounds paranoid, but with everything else going on, it just seems... weird. Tim, if it's you, I said I was sorry I stole your sandwich, this is taking it a bit far.

Anyway. Is anyone up for sparring? CES, gym, somewhere else, where ever. [He's bored and feeling like he's getting out of practice.]

[Warden Filter]

Literally forever ago, there was some talking about giving some self defense lessons to wardens who felt like they needed some brushing up or an intro on how to protect themselves in the event of our next Barge wide crisis situation, which is probably happening next week or something if this creepy stuff keeps up, so I'll be in the gym this afternoon and will be happy to walk you through some basic stuff.

Or, if there's anyone who just wants to spar or something, I am definitely on board for that, too.

[Private to Jim]

What's the worst thing that could happen if I got hit with a phaser on a stun setting?

[Private to Arthur]

How are your ribs doing?

[Filtered to Snape, Lupin, and Sirius]

Since we seem to be getting some of the less morally upstanding people from your world, and because I'm generally curious, I was wondering about what exactly a non witch or wizard can do to protect themselves from spells from your world besides just running like hell.

[Private to Ariadne]

Have you been up to the CES yet?
peektuttut: (L; idk my bff Dick?)

[personal profile] peektuttut 2011-10-06 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Yes I am. I'm furious.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2011-10-06 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[OOC: Assume? I basically fail at writing combat of any kind, so. :c As a general observation Shego wouldn't be using her powers but she wouldn't be pulling her punches either.]
subtlescience: (Really now.)

Re: Private

[personal profile] subtlescience 2011-10-06 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm what you might call a zealous pessimist.

Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-06 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You afraid Tim is going to shoot you over the sandwich now?
subtlescience: (Apathy)

Private

[personal profile] subtlescience 2011-10-06 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
One would think.

And then humanity finds a new and exciting way to sink to an all-time low.
peektuttut: (L; Are you pondering what I'm pondering)

[Private]

[personal profile] peektuttut 2011-10-06 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Flickering lights. No stalking, though. [That's his field. >|]

Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-06 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I literally have never been more insane than where you're going with this, Dick.
subtlescience: (Pensive)

Private

[personal profile] subtlescience 2011-10-06 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
If only.

Still, humanity does manage to redeem itself. On occasion.

Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-06 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
... fine. [You're right, asshole :|]

But you can get serious burns from phaser fire and I'm not taking responsibility if you have to go to Bones and get it treated.
subtlescience: (Thinking)

Private

[personal profile] subtlescience 2011-10-06 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
New and exciting all-time lows, Grayson. Yes, people do tend to surprise me.

Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-06 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You can actually die if the burn gets infected, Dick. So you have to promise to not be you and seriously get anything looked at, which I have pretty good aim.

Re: Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-06 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Where do you want to do this then?

Re: Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-06 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure.

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