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[batmanschmatman]

[Dick sounds pretty unruffled and maybe even flippant to the casual observer, but he's actually pretty creeped. No one enjoys catching a weird person staring at them out of the corner of their eye and then just not being there when you turn to look at them.]

So, I know "the Barge is taking a turn for the creepy" is old news at this point, but... is anyone else starting to feel like someone's following them around? I know it probably just sounds paranoid, but with everything else going on, it just seems... weird. Tim, if it's you, I said I was sorry I stole your sandwich, this is taking it a bit far.

Anyway. Is anyone up for sparring? CES, gym, somewhere else, where ever. [He's bored and feeling like he's getting out of practice.]

[Warden Filter]

Literally forever ago, there was some talking about giving some self defense lessons to wardens who felt like they needed some brushing up or an intro on how to protect themselves in the event of our next Barge wide crisis situation, which is probably happening next week or something if this creepy stuff keeps up, so I'll be in the gym this afternoon and will be happy to walk you through some basic stuff.

Or, if there's anyone who just wants to spar or something, I am definitely on board for that, too.

[Private to Jim]

What's the worst thing that could happen if I got hit with a phaser on a stun setting?

[Private to Arthur]

How are your ribs doing?

[Filtered to Snape, Lupin, and Sirius]

Since we seem to be getting some of the less morally upstanding people from your world, and because I'm generally curious, I was wondering about what exactly a non witch or wizard can do to protect themselves from spells from your world besides just running like hell.

[Private to Ariadne]

Have you been up to the CES yet?

Comments

[batmanschmatman]

Well, of course you'd say that. You're just mad you got caught.

[peektuttut]

Yes. Yes I am. I'm furious.

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

In all seriousness, have you noticed anything weird?

[Private]

[peektuttut]

Flickering lights. No stalking, though. [That's his field. >|]

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

Whatever it is, it's creepy. It's humanoid, but I only got a quick glimpse of it.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

What'd it do, disappear?

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

More or less. It was creepy.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

It's October.

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

So I've noticed.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

Halloween's coming up. Something's bound to happen. This is it starting, most likely.

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

I think you're forgetting you're not the only detective in the family, kiddo.

What happened last year?

[Private]

[peektuttut]

You make it easy to. [Zing. c:]

We turned into what we dressed up as. I was, uh. Captain Kirk. The one from the TV show.]

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

Jerk.

Jim must have loved that.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

He might have mocked me, or we might have decided not to talk about it. You'll never know. ...And someone else dressed up a s William Shatner. He thought I was a creepy fanboy.

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

How do you dress up as William Shatner?

[Private]

[peektuttut]

I think someone had one of those old Nixon-esque masks of Kirk. It was kind of weird.

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

Who just has those lying around on board?

[Private]

[peektuttut]

We went to Salem a while before. The Admiral pretty much told us to buy costumes.

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

Gee, what could possibility go wrong.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

Exactly.