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[batmanschmatman]

Is it that time of year again already?

You know, talk about needing better warden communication or food or security as much as you want, I'd honestly settle for a more consistent way to contact home and never complain about anything going on here again.

... Maybe.

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[batmanschmatman]

I think I'll manage.

[hub-of-hush.livejournal.com]

Ah, but will Damian? He's often in my thoughts, you know. And trusty old Alf.

[batmanschmatman]

That is literally the creepiest thing I've heard all day.

[hub-of-hush.livejournal.com]

It's your birthday, I didn't want to disappoint you.

[batmanschmatman]

I appreciate the thought.

[hub-of-hush.livejournal.com]

I appreciate you leaving Gotham. It's made my life so much easier.

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[batmanschmatman]

Since when do I hang around Gotham all that much?

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[hub-of-hush.livejournal.com]

Since I got back into town.

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[batmanschmatman]

You're ahead of me in the timeline. But, if you want to start any psychotic monologues about what your plans are, I'd be happy to take notes for the future?

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[hub-of-hush.livejournal.com]

'Psychotic monologues'? I'm not one of those cretins you and Bruce tussle with for fun. I'd have thought you would have realized that by now.

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[batmanschmatman]

I've actually never met you in person. I was at your fake funeral, though.

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[hub-of-hush.livejournal.com]

You are behind the times, aren't you? So nice of you to attend, though. Did you enjoy Bruce's insipid eulogy?

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[batmanschmatman]

It was really moving.

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[hub-of-hush.livejournal.com]

I thought so too. Moving, of course, in the sense of wanting to move to the nearest restroom and vomit.

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[batmanschmatman]

Aw, aren't you clever.

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[hub-of-hush.livejournal.com]

Bruce is dead and I'm alive. So, yes, I would say so.

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[batmanschmatman]

Now you're the one who's behind on the times.

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[hub-of-hush.livejournal.com]

Really. Do enlighten me, then.

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[batmanschmatman]

Why spoil the fun?