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[batmanschmatman]

So, it's officially a year since I first signed on to this place. I kind of wish I could come up with something insightful to say, but considering people's reactions to that sort of stuff, maybe it's safer just to pass.

[Private to Tim]

How easy would it be to talk you into a snowball fight?

[Private to Shego]

What's your schedule look like for today, out of curiosity?

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[Those people are also losers. She grins and takes stance, hands flaring up preemptively.]

I'll try not to throw you through anything too heavy.

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[batmanschmatman]

[Shego you think everyone is a loser. He takes a stance of his own, still grinning.]

Aw, but I haven't broken ribs in like three months!

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[Maybe if they stopped losing so much she'd change her mind okay. She makes the first move, keeping her powers dialed back - no need to be punching through concrete or melting steel right now.

It's depressing how unusual you're making that sound, you know that?

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[batmanschmatman]

[Considering Dick is made of neither concrete or steel, he appreciates your discretion, sidesteps and smoothly lashes out at her.]

I know. And I'm exaggerating.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[She falls into the rhythm of the match - blocking, dodging and countering his blows between dealing out her own.]

Sure, I bet it's been at least three and a half.

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[batmanschmatman]

I think it's actually been longer. [... It's probably bad that this is a I think versus an I know, right?]

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[Little bit. :c She half-laughs as she moves.]

You think? Well hey, I take everything back.

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[batmanschmatman]

Hey, I'm just glad I got out of the whole Halloween thing relatively unscathed.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Speak for yourself. I figured that being gnawed on by shambling drones was the kinda thing that only happens once in your life but no, apparently the zombie port just wasn't enough.

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[batmanschmatman]

Why would you ever think a crazy thing like that?

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I know, I must have been wasted. No such thing as 'enough' suffering on the Barge.

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[batmanschmatman]

Maybe this is all just an elaborate plan to get us to appreciate what we had back home more.