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[Dick is broadcasting from his room like nothing's unusual, because as far as ~~he's~~ she's concerned, this is just another totally normal day on the Barge. Seriously, business as usual.]

So, does anyone know what this flood is actually doing? Besides making people apparently just. Whining more on the network than usual? Because no offense, but you all look the same to me. And I'm sure whatever's convincing you that something's different'll go away in a few days.

That said, again, if anyone has a more conclusive idea of what's going on other than clothes not fitting correctly, I'd be happy to hear about it.

Tammy, Jamie, whoever - you guys want to play paintball? I know we don't use the "B" word around here unless we want lava raining from the sky and monkeys trying to tear our faces off, but I won't lie, the whole being stuck in my room, wiped out with bronchitis antsy-ness hasn't really worn off.

[ooc: Dick is - obviously - affected and as far as she's concerned has always been Rachel Grayson, and all of you affected people are your correct genders to her, i.e. Tim has always been Tam Drake, Steph is Stephen and so on and so forth. She is also pretty much exactly the same as Dick, as he's already in touch with his feelings and affectionate with people he cares about and stuff. I will be answering replies with

alwaysanacrobat because omnomnomnom icons.]

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Tammy?

Good morning. Paintball?

I'm Tammy.

Last time I checked, yeah. What's wrong?

Tammy Drake?

(no subject)

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Does that make me Jamie?

... Yesss?

I did not see this coming.

What?

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[ Paintball? Tammy? Bronchitis? Oh boy. ]

You're kidding, right? Nothing seems different?

Nope. Everything's still in one piece.

Right. Okay. I can only hope you'll look back on this later and laugh.

I like your hair. [ You make a pretty girl, Dick. c: ]

[Aw, this is why you're the best fake little brother. Sister. Something.]

Aw, thanks. How are you doing, kiddo?

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Do you suppose it's some sort of clothing flood? Can floods do that?

I don't know. Seems kind of lame for a flood, but I guess nothing would surprise me at this point.

It could be, perhaps, that the flood is encouraging certain people to steal things, and they've started small with clothing. In that case we ought to try and figure out what their next target might be.

Got any ideas?

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You seriously don't know you're affected? That's kind of messed up.

I'm not affected, Jesse. And even if I was, I'd rather not realize anything was different than wake up with the wrong body parts one morning.

Yeah, man, I'm not saying I'd, like, cheer if I woke up as a dude one day, but... I dunno, maybe it'd be fun.

You seriously don't remember at all? Weird. Claire was like that, too.

I'm not affected, this is how I always am. Who's Claire?

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I'm not sure how you can be so at ease with all of this.

With all of what?

The bodily changes.

Well, I guess I'd be bothered more if I was affected.

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