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[batmanschmatman]

[Extremely Broad Friends Filter - if you've had a single positive conversation with him over the past year and a couple months, you're on it.]

So, has anyone noticed anything different about themselves?

[Private to Tim]

How do you feel about sparring later today? [This is totally not code for I'm checking up on you and if you choose to read that into it well. Dammit Tim. Why would you ever think that? It's not like that's something he would do. >>]

[Private to Buffy]

So. [This is a little awkward. :c] Should we maybe talk about what happened?

[Private to Jim, added later]

Can I come over?

[ooc: Dick's totally unaffected. Come bother him though. c:]

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voice; THREADJACK

[slayage]

Woah, can we not be talking about me in almost-public, thanks?

voice;

[batmanschmatman]

Sorry, I was just concerned.

voice;

[slayage]

Mostly saying that to miss deserved that hit. Not you, Dick.

[Dick, we're cool. c:]

voice;

[batmanschmatman]

Good to know.

[Private]

Everything okay?

voice; Private

[slayage]

[Hear the epic sigh.] Wasn't exactly the most normal of nights at the pub.

voice; Private

[batmanschmatman]

Apparently. This is the weirdest flood. Or, whatever it is.

Who is she, exactly?

voice; Private

[slayage]

Yeah, I wonder if it's got her. Whatever it is. Seriously, the things she.. I'm just-

She's from my world. .. Ex-friends, ex-arch enemies, now we just don't wanna kill each other anymore. It's complicated.

voice; Private

[batmanschmatman]

Sounds like it. Are you sure you're okay? It kind of sounds like this has been a weird day for you.

voice; Private

[slayage]

I think I'm still in shock. The bad is yet to come.

[Except now she's seeing what Faith is saying to everyone and.. RAGE.] ... You know that thing I said about not wanting to kill her anymore?

voice; Private

[batmanschmatman]

I don't think I can really blame you if you want to retract it.

voice; Private

[slayage]

[Have some silence of her trying to control her rage. And it's not working too well.]

Sorry, Dick. Apparently Faith really needs every single inch of her ass kicked. Again.

voice; Private

[batmanschmatman]

Buffy, hey, maybe wait until the flood's over before you do any asskicking? She might not be herself right now.

voice; Threadjacking your threadjack!

[hungryanhorny]

What's the matter, B? Scared people are gonna find out?

voice; Threadjacking your threadjacking threadjack!

[surfaceshine]

Maybe you should back off for a bit. You know. 24 hours at least.

threadjacking that threadjack of a threadjacked threadjack! (Sorry Dick.)

[hungryanhorny]

Hey - I'm not the one barging in on people's conversations.

[Voice ] Yeah, sorry Dick

[surfaceshine]

No, but you're the one reliving high school.

Re: [Voice ] Yeah, sorry Dick

[hungryanhorny]

Like it's my fault B's so busy with that damn stick up her ass she couldn't notice my looks since then?

[Voice ]

[surfaceshine]

Get over it. Yeah, you're hot, big deal. She's just not that into you.

Most people write bad poetry when this shit happens.

[Voice ]

[hungryanhorny]

Maybe she'd be into me if she ever got her head out long enough to look around. B never notices what she's got 'til it's gone... [And then she screws Faith to the wall for picking up their broken pieces.]

[Voice ]

[surfaceshine]

Or maybe some people like their coffee without the crazy.

[Voice ]

[hungryanhorny]

Why don't you ask B what she likes? When she's done deep throating everything that doesn't breathe that is.

[Voice ]

[surfaceshine]

Know the look, do you?

THREADJACKING OF DOOM

[slayage]

You talking about in public makes it my business. Talk all you want, just have some decency about it. [Snort.] If you're even capable of that.

SO MUCH DOOM. (So sorry. DX )

[hungryanhorny]

Fuck off, B. [Or can't you even do that right?]

Re: SO MUCH DOOM. (So sorry. DX )

[slayage]

[You can't see it, but she's throwing her hands up now.] Gladly.

[CLICKS THIS ONE OFF WITH WAY TOO MUCH FORCE.]