batmanschmatman: (I am a peacock! You gotta let me fly!)
Dick Grayson ([personal profile] batmanschmatman) wrote2012-06-15 02:46 pm

107 [video, backdated to yesterday]

[Dick switches on the video feed and smiles a little awkwardly at the camera. He's not really one for video blogging or anything, and addressing a boat load of strangers about whatever the hell's happening feels weird. He's wearing a blue Gotham City Police Department uniform, and is sitting in Dick's room on the Barge - one of the penthouse apartments the Bats use as a safehouse.]

For anyone I haven't spoken with yet, my name's Officer Dick Grayson, and I'm with the Gotham City PD. I get that we haven't been kidnapped and we're going to be heading home in a while, but if anyone needs a hand as long as we're here for, I'd be happy to help out. [Basically, Dick is an eager rookie cop who was never adopted by Bruce after his parents were murdered. :c]

How many other people have found stuff that looks like it should belong to them, but... doesn't? Like, this is definitely not my apartment- [Which is said in a way that conveys he'd never be able to afford it and feels like he's dirtying the place up just by sitting on the couch.] And I feel like I would have remembered getting my picture taken with Bruce Wayne. [He holds up a picture of himself and Bruce for people to see what he's talking about before putting it down again and sort of clearing his throat.]

Anyway. I was just curious.
lastmanstanding: (Sane.)

Re: [Video]

[personal profile] lastmanstanding 2012-06-16 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
He's a warden here. In fucking paradise. Bastard. [His words slur slightly]
lastmanstanding: (Default)

[Video]

[personal profile] lastmanstanding 2012-06-16 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
I-

[He hesitates, looking a little lost for a moment]

I'm a living breathing lost fucking cause!

lastmanstanding: (Sane.)

[Video]

[personal profile] lastmanstanding 2012-06-16 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Dude you know where I get to go after this shit?

Jail. back to Jail. back to fucking Attica. Do not pass go, do not collect two-hundred dollars. Fuck this bastard.
lastmanstanding: (Working/Being a Cop.)

[Video]

[personal profile] lastmanstanding 2012-06-16 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
I was punished. That's what's important. I slip once, once cross the fucking line locked away like an animal and then this...this bastard...

[The video shakes and there's a crash.] ...What'd I do I knocked some shit over that's what. Fucker. I'll break all his shit that's what I'll do!
lastmanstanding: (Angelina-slight contempt.)

Re: [Video]

[personal profile] lastmanstanding 2012-06-17 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
What're you gonna do warden? Put me in the hole?

good! I can't go back there!