batmanschmatman | 008 [video]

[Dick is a little out of breath and looks a little worked over, although not actually that hurt aside from a gash on his temple. He's ducked behind a wall trying to make the recording as fast as possible before his pursuers catch up to him, which... should be interesting. Thankfully he knows his way around by this point, and you know. He''s good at this kind of thing.]

So I'm on the run. From Aztec warriors. Who are apparently trying to haul me off to Zero. And didn't really take kindly to me saying I wasn't interested.

Just as a head's up to anyone who hasn't had the pleasure of running into them yet, these guys know how to fight and they're - [There's a pause as he takes out another warrior coming down the hallway, knocking him backwards into his fellows before continuing his run down the hallway, still making the recording.]

Pretty damn stubborn. I wouldn't recommend resisting unless you've got a black belt in something. They're definitely not afraid to rough you up a little first.

[Private to Tim]

[Please don't be possessed, please don't be possessed, please don't be possessed...]

Just out of curiosity, how much of your gear do you have on you?

And Wally's been possessed. I'm not sure if he's still got access to the Speed Force, but he implied that he did. Don't try and engage him if you see him.

Oh, and we still need to have that talk.

[Yes. He is being 100% serious.]

[Private to Chuck]

Pretty sure I figured out what the guys with clubs are here for.

[Private to Steph & Hayley]

Are you okay? Where are you?

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Spain. [He frowns slightly, looking back over at Tim.] Hayley thinks they're gonna try and sacrifice us.

They're Aztec. I'd expect that much. Nigeria.

Alderaan. [Don't judge him. 8|] Wonder why they wouldn't stay down.

[Oh you did not just. :|] Nausicaa. [STAR TREK IS BETTER, DICK.] Blame the Admiral. That's usually what we do here. But...I'd guess because they're gods. [Like the New Gods. Or the dudes from Apokalyps.]

[LIES. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BE A JEDI TIM.] Anison. We've fought gods before.

[NUH-UH. STARFLEET IS COOLER.] Nessik. Yeah, but usually with some super bruiser power on the side.

[BUT LIGHTSABERS.] Kamino. Bruce'd probably kick your ass for saying we need Clark or someone around.

[PHASERS, BITCH.] Organia. Bruce knows that there's a plus side to having a few aliens around.

[DON'T MAKE HIM FORCE CHOKE YOU. 8|] Sure, but we're not supposed to rely on them.

I can't think of any other Star Wars planets that start with A.

[DO IT AND GET NERVE PINCHED.] I didn't say we do.

[GRIN.] Andoria. That means I win. [THE STAR TREK/STAR WARS BATTLE, TOO. C:]

Hey, I just said I couldn't think of any Star Wars planets. [But it's still nice to see you actually excited about something, so he'll give it to you.]

That's because Star Trek's better. [Nerdy things still make him gleeful inside. :c]

If we're talking about like, Jar Jar? Sure. But nothing beats the originals. [Well, in that case, Dick's going to be trying to get you to talk about this more often.]

No way. If they're not making stuff up as they go, it's nowhere near awesome.

That is illogical.

[Dick is his favorite person ever right now.] That's the point.

[He just wants you to be happy. :c] Dammit Tim, I'm an acrobat, not a screenwriter.

[That was almost a snicker. WELL DONE, DICK.] You sound like you're feeling better.

[Thank you, thank you, he'll be here for the rest of the foreseeable future.] I'm getting to the "pushing past the pain" part. I still feel kind of exhausted.

Yeah, well you can't sleep until a doctor says so, and since Alfred isn't on hand, we're going to have to wait a while.

Yeah, yeah.

[And this is him grasping for a topic.] ... I met Captain Kirk the other day.

[Peeer. Grasping is cool.] What'd you think? Not really William Shatner in action. [Which may be a good thing. He knows this, having been Shatner!Kirk for Halloween. :|]

He's pretty good at chess. [Not that Dick's annoyed or anything that he hasn't been able to beat him yet. >>;]

[Oh, no, not at all, right. Tim is snerking inwardly.] Yeah, well. Tactics are probably his thing.

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