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[batmanschmatman]

[Dick looks a tiny bit in shock when he turns on the video feed and slowly holds up this enthusiastically patterned sweater for everyone to see.]

This is the third hideous sweater I've gotten from the Admiral since I got here. [Two years, Three Christmases. It's depressing. :|

He doesn't have much more to say besides that and reaches over to click off the camera.]

[Private to Tim]

I guess I should take the fact that there haven't been any reports of you or Jan winding up in the infirmary as a good thing?

[Private to Sara]

Are you ready for the next chapter in the "Awkward Ways in Which Sara is Introduced to Dick's Psychotic Family" saga?

[Private to Dean]

Any luck with Buffy?

Comments

[hungryanhorny]

Don't know. Figure the Admiral can't be the only fashion disaster around here.

video

[looksfine]

I am.

Your suggested has been noted. During my next trip to the library, I will be certain to do more research on this phenomenon.

Tell me, is "fashion" restricted to Earth, or can it be found on other worlds?

Private, video;

[ichoosefight]

Like knocking on wood is going to take anything back. This is the Admiral we're talking about.

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[surfaceshine]

[Dean shrugs, even though he's forgotten it's video and it won't be visible; it's still semi-audible in his voice, even so. It's not fine, but it's the best he can do, so he'll have to deal with it.]

Well, that's one of the requirements to get in, isn't it? Must Be Fun To Have Around Only Not Ever?

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[batmanschmatman]

Okay, good point. [Similarly, you can probably hear the smile there.] Be careful with him, he can be kind of unstable.

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[surfaceshine]

[A mock-offended scoff.]

Me? I'm the very soul of caution. And I always think before I speak. And stay out of trouble.

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[batmanschmatman]

Yes, all of those things are totally what I think of when someone asks to describe you.

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[surfaceshine]

Flattery will get you everywhere.

[And then something that isn't quite a sigh, but close to it before Dean is back, faking cheerful again.]

Look, holler if you find anything. I need to run and see what the problem is in the showers before we have a flooded hallway or something.