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[Filtered away from Roman, but otherwise Public.]

Okay, so, a flood turned hostile takeover attempt, another sinister plot, a port... now do you think we'll get a little bit of downtime?

I know people had their issues with port, but seriously, at least for the most part, barring a misadventure here or there, most of us got out pretty unscathed. That's got to be worth something on the scale of boring to traumatic.

... And it was kind of fun, being a cop again. Even if there wasn't exactly much chasing down bad guys involved.

I mean, not that I'm saying "sign me up for a universe transfer", but I guess all I'm trying to say is I'll take what I can get.

[Private to Port Family: Olivia, Wally, Seven, Tim, Shego, Isaac]

Seriously, as far as fake families went, you guys were pretty cool.

[Private to Tim]

Were you ever going to get around to telling me my best friend survived the Crisis?

[Private to Ariadne]

Did you and Jensen get to say your tearful good byes, or are you now parted from your one true love forever?

And hey, I think this port's the first time we've ever gotten to hang out that hasn't been interrupted by the Barge trying to collapse around us or something. Clearly a celebration is in order.

[Private to Bourne]

So... How's your shoulder?

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Oh, Steph says I'm supposed to call you a foxy moron, by the way.

...I'll hurt you.

Geez Tim, whatever happened to not shooting the messenger?

What do you think I am, rational?

Well, now I don't.

I always knew you caught on quick.

Just 'cause being smart's your "shtick" doesn't mean I'm a dummy.

No, that's Jason's role. [...okay not really, but Tim can take digs.]

I thought he was the angry one?

Angry idiot sounds right.

So he's still angry and nuts?

I kind of think someone kidnapped and replaced him. But that's - never mind.

Now you've just got me curious.

Last I saw of him, he was pretty psychotic. [Good thing it isn't video, because he is just unintentionally rubbing the scar on his chest. Well one of them. Well - the big one from the batarang.]

And that's different how, exactly? Guy broke into Titans Tower just to kick the crap out of you, doesn't seem like the most rational minded decision.

Trust me. The thing in the Tower I could - I can understand it. Kind of. [Not kind of.] There's a difference between that and completely out of his mind.

The guy beat you to a pulp to make a point. I'm not really shocked he took a step up from that.

[Dick doesn't like people beating up his family members ok. ;;]

[Totally okay. :|] Ten steps up.

... Aside from people being back from the dead, is there anything positive about the future?

...I was heading a program that would decrease gang violence and up teen outreach by at least sixty-three percent at home. Kind of proud of it, actually.

How'd you figure out a precise percentage?

Hypothetical studies.

That, or I made it up. But you and the press will never know.

Still, sounds like a good project. [He is very proud of you, Timmy. ;;]

[HIS CHEST IS SWELLING. C:] It is. I'm thinking of taking it global. ...Thanks.

What are you thanking me for? It's you who's doing the good work.

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