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[batmanschmatman]

[There's a second or two of silence before Dick starts speaking, because he is very consciously trying to stop himself from blurting out "Holy _______" statements and adding Bat to the beginning of nouns, and it is quite the uphill battle, unfortunately. His "superpower" is basically adopting Burt Ward Robin's speech patterns TO THE XTREME. :|]

I'm not feeling great. Anyone needs me, I'm gonna be in my Bat-

... I'll be kind of scarce.

[Filtered to people who know THE BIG SECRET. So basically Tim, Steph, Wally, Costigan, Hayley, Spike, etc. Ask if not sure.]

Holy redundant flood, Admiral, this had better only be for a couple days. I'm starting to talk like the Robin from the BatTV Show character flood again and the Batnovelty's already seriously worn off. How's everyone else holding up?

Comments

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[bigbad]

...well, yours is bloody funny, mate. Though not
from your perspective I suppose. You see
that I myself did not escape this rot.
I'd rather have yours than this poetry.

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[batmanschmatman]

Holy Shakespeare, that's pretty impressive. Are you usually this good with Batpoetry?

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[bigbad]

..well, if by "good," you mean I'm bloody bad,
I have always been this good, innit sad?

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[batmanschmatman]

There're probably worse things the BatBarge could be throwing at you.

... Holy rusted metal, Spike, I think I need Batduct tape, this is ridiculous.

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[bigbad]

There are, it's true, but this one still cuts deep.
And yours is weird, but you'll not lose... Batsleep.

[...he can mock you while staying in verse.]

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[batmanschmatman]

[Very funny Spike. :|] No, I just want to put a Batgun to my head. I can hear how annoying it is, I just can't stop.

Why does it cut deep?

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[bigbad]

Never you mind, the tale is long and old.
And it's not one that you need to be told.

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[batmanschmatman]

I wasn't the one who brought it up.

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[bigbad]

It's not like I can choose what not to say.
This bloody flood just keeps on ruining my day.

SECRET FILTER btw kudos for keeping these rhymes up xD

[batmanschmatman]

That seems to be the popular Battheme of the week.