Dick Grayson (
batmanschmatman) wrote2011-02-07 12:42 pm
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[There's a second or two of silence before Dick starts speaking, because he is very consciously trying to stop himself from blurting out "Holy _______" statements and adding Bat to the beginning of nouns, and it is quite the uphill battle, unfortunately. His "superpower" is basically adopting Burt Ward Robin's speech patterns TO THE XTREME. :|]
I'm not feeling great. Anyone needs me, I'm gonna be in my Bat-
... I'll be kind of scarce.
[Filtered to people who know THE BIG SECRET. So basically Tim, Steph, Wally, Costigan, Hayley, Spike, etc. Ask if not sure.]
Holy redundant flood, Admiral, this had better only be for a couple days. I'm starting to talk like the Robin from the BatTV Show character flood again and the Batnovelty's already seriously worn off. How's everyone else holding up?
I'm not feeling great. Anyone needs me, I'm gonna be in my Bat-
... I'll be kind of scarce.
[Filtered to people who know THE BIG SECRET. So basically Tim, Steph, Wally, Costigan, Hayley, Spike, etc. Ask if not sure.]
Holy redundant flood, Admiral, this had better only be for a couple days. I'm starting to talk like the Robin from the BatTV Show character flood again and the Batnovelty's already seriously worn off. How's everyone else holding up?
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I change my mind.
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Private - Text -> Spam?
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So, he'd brought along a notebook and pen, because at least when he was writing, he could scribble out anything horrifically embarrassing/incriminating and therefore be a little more in control of what he was saying.
He knocked on the door, still not really sure what he was doing outside of making sure a friend was okay after the flood was clearly bothering her.]
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[She tucked some hair behind her ear and stepped back to allow him in if he wanted to come in.]
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I can't really talk. So - [He held up the pen and notebook as an explanation of his current plan before looking at her with concern.] You okay?
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Just working on not thinking about elephants.
[But she distinctly felt like she wasn't being entirely truthful to Dick. Sure, yeah, she was lying about what she was seeing, but that was such a little thing, it was the pretending to be okay, to be professional, that felt like a bigger lie.]
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Especially because while Hayley might see things in black and white? Dick sort of did too, and murder was something he couldn't really reconcile with. It was their number one rule, and even when he knew someone probably deserved it, he couldn't do it. Hell, he'd had a total breakdown when Tarantula had shot Blockbuster.
So yeah. Definitely not thinking about that. Or elephants.
He scribbled down an explanation, pretty effectively blacking out the uncontrollable phrases.]
I keep blurting out random
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What kind of prefixes?
[For now, she would focus on what seemed to be going on with Dick, rather than Hayley or her own possible plans of leaving. She just had to remember that she was here for Cobb. ]
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Inappropriate ones.
[The note was accompanied by a sort of sheepish smile before he changed the subject.]
Claire gave me a
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She's been tracking the disapp---
[The architect stops as soon as she hears the rumbling. The train entered from the far end of the room, giving her just enough time to seize Dick's shirt and pull him off the couch sideways and onto the floor. She's staring with her mouth slightly agape (and breath coming in a panicked hurry) as the freight plows through the other wall and out of the room.]
Spaaaam I SEE NO TRAIN D:
Holy - [He cut himself off before finishing the statement, looking over at Ariadne with wide, confused eyes.]
What was that about? [Because while the architect looked like she was hyperventilating, there was... seriously nothing to be afraid of in here. Unless the flood had suddenly given her an intense, irrational fear of apartments or something.]
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An... an... elephant just...
[Her hand was over her pocket, she knew Dick was sitting there, she could see him in front of the damage that was slowly knitting up as if the train had never been there. Was this really reality? Quickly, she got to her feet and darted into the bathroom, closing the door. In that brief moment of privacy, she pulled out the gold bishop and knocked it over. Reality. This was reality.]
Spaaaam SORRY :C
It's just a B- [He cut himself off, swallowing slightly.] It's gonna be over soon. I promise.
[Or so he hoped, anyway. The floods he'd been around for ended pretty quickly one way or another. Still, the statement was sincere, and he wished there was something more he could do.]
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Spaaaam <3
When she opened the door, he tried smiling reassuringly, once again carefully picking his words before speaking.] It's going to be okay.
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Yeah.
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[Meaning, the Barge, but for the sake of not calling it the BatBarge, he stuck with being vague.]
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Sorry I... [she gave a vague gesture to the whole pushing him off of the couch thing.]
It's hard to sit still when there's a... [wait, crap] an elephant pounding through your room.
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It's okay, seriously. Come on, let's go sit down. Or, I don't know, do you want to try eating B- dammit. [He smiled sheepishly.] Sorry. I still can't really control it.
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We can go back to using a notebook.
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[He sat back down on the couch and wrote her a new note, handing it over once he'd blacked out the offending prefix.]
So, what do you want to
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Spaaaam - HE'S GETTING BETTER ABOUT NOT SAYING STUFF :|
Re: Spaaaam - YOU MEAN. BATSTUFF.
Spaaaam - ... Yes. I did. :|
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Spaaaam - <3!
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Spaaaam - oh keywords :|
Re: Spaaaam - It's so true. DICK YOU ARE OBNOXIOUS. :|
Spaaaam - He means well. :|
Re: Spaaaam - UH HUH SURE.
Spaaaam - IT'S TRUE D:
Re: Spaaaam - OKAY MAYBE.
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Re: Spaaaam - PRETEND SHE SAID 'A TOPIC.' Also, stupid enter key.
Spaaaam - Will do! And holy god, I hate the enter key. :|
Re: Spaaaam - It jumped up and attacked before I finished that tag.
Spaaaam - It's my arch foe. :|
Re: Spaaaam - A VERY DEADLY ADVERSARY.
Spaaaam - INDEED.
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