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[batmanschmatman]

[There's a second or two of silence before Dick starts speaking, because he is very consciously trying to stop himself from blurting out "Holy _______" statements and adding Bat to the beginning of nouns, and it is quite the uphill battle, unfortunately. His "superpower" is basically adopting Burt Ward Robin's speech patterns TO THE XTREME. :|]

I'm not feeling great. Anyone needs me, I'm gonna be in my Bat-

... I'll be kind of scarce.

[Filtered to people who know THE BIG SECRET. So basically Tim, Steph, Wally, Costigan, Hayley, Spike, etc. Ask if not sure.]

Holy redundant flood, Admiral, this had better only be for a couple days. I'm starting to talk like the Robin from the BatTV Show character flood again and the Batnovelty's already seriously worn off. How's everyone else holding up?

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[lostundercover]

You said you had evidence and I told you to show me on your time. I meant that. Until then, I'm just waiting.

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[batmanschmatman]

Okay, how about after you're done echolocating and I'm done... spouting TV catchphrases and contemplating taping my mouth shut, I can give you a little 101 on what an actual superhero/vigilante does where I come from? Might give us something to do other then punching each other in the down time between this and whatever else the Admiral's got scheduled.

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[lostundercover]

Yeah, alright.

Listen.. I asked Jones about helping me to find something for the scars on my arms. I don't want people to get the wrong fucking impression, you know? I told her it was an accident. If she asks you, I need you to tell her it was an accident.

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[batmanschmatman]

Sure, no problem. She think there's something that'll take care of them?

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[lostundercover]

That's what I'm hoping.

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[batmanschmatman]

Awesome. Be right over with the ibuprofen.

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[lostundercover]

Thanks, guy.

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[batmanschmatman]

No problem.