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[batmanschmatman]

Well, that was fun. You know, it's the little things like normal clothes and non-irradiated living conditions that you really miss when you get dumped into wastelands.

If anyone needs me, I'm going to be drinking water and then catching up on some sleep.

[Private to Costigan]

How're things?

[Private to Wally]

How was life on the good ship Barge?

[Private to Donny]

Better or worse then zombie port?

[Private to Hayley]

Hey.

Comments

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

A steadily healing hole! It's not like it was still bleeding or anything.

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[batmanschmatman]

Thank god for small miracles.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

You really think I wouldn't go to the infirmary if I was passing out from blood loss?

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[batmanschmatman]

Well. I wouldn't.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Dick! Seriously? Bleeding out is a sucky way to die.

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[batmanschmatman]

Believe me, I know, it's almost happened before.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

You don't get to say anything about the hole in my arm if you're bleeding to death and still refuse to see a doctor.

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[batmanschmatman]

I radioed in for help.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

You just said you wouldn't go to the infirmary. Now I'm just confused.

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[batmanschmatman]

Calling Bruce to pick me up isn't going to see a doctor.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

It is if he has half a brain. I do wonder, sometimes.

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[batmanschmatman]

You're not alone.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

So he doesn't take every member of his team to the hospital when they're dying. I'm not sure if I'm offended or relieved.

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[batmanschmatman]

It was just a shot to the thigh. Alfred got the bleeding stopped and threatened to take out my kneecaps if I tried getting up. [lol guess when this happened. :|]

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

That makes it a little better. I guess.

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[batmanschmatman]

Fine, next time I'm seriously injured, I'll go to the infirmary unless I am physically unable to if you'll do the same, okay?

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Barring an identity crisis or extenuating psychological circumstances, we have a deal.

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[batmanschmatman]

Excellent.

[He stands up and packs away the supplies.] I'm going to go take a nap. You take it easy, okay?

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

[ She flops back onto the bed. ] Go, sleep! I promise I won't bleed to death while you're gone.

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[batmanschmatman]

Good. I'd be really upset if you did.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

How sweet.

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[batmanschmatman]

Would you rather I threw a party?

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Mostly I just hope you'll make sure I'm actually dead before telling people. I learned my lesson last time.

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[batmanschmatman]

[... Awkwardddd.] I'll see what I can do.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

[ Oh right, rather fresh for you, isn't it. Joking fail. ]

Oooor don't, your choice.