035 [audio]

[batmanschmatman]

I guess that could have been worse.

Anyone up for doing something?

[Private to Tim]

So now I have a stuffed elephant in my room.

[Private to Wally]

You seriously didn't know I was seven years younger then you?

[Private to Hayley]

I know this is going to sound weird, but thanks for lying about knowing my dad. Seriously. It was really nice to hear.

[Private to Mal]

[Dick was seriously considering just... pretending all that didn't happen. But. He was raised to be polite.]

I just wanted to say thanks again.

[Private to Bruce]

[The feed clicks on to this song playing with maybe some Dick is thoroughly amused by how clever he is chuckling in the background.]

Comments

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[batmanschmatman]

Did you get to play with anyone else?

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[everylittlegirl]

Besides Zorro?

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[batmanschmatman]

Did he have a cape?

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[everylittlegirl]

He totally did.

Get this: I was his sidekick, the Red Robin.

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[batmanschmatman]

What, was "the Burger King" already taken?

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[everylittlegirl]

[..........] You can't tell me you don't know who the Red Robin is.

Oh, and I'll tell you a secret if you promise not to tell Bruce.

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[batmanschmatman]

[He just laughs.] I have been lying in wait to make that joke since I got here.

I promise.

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[everylittlegirl]

And you use it on me?

I totally have a video of him as Zorro.

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[batmanschmatman]

Call it a test run. You think Tim'll punch me in the face?

... You do not.

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[everylittlegirl]

I think he's probably heard it before, so maybe a punch in the shoulder instead.

You have to come see it. [Because she doesn't trust teh network enough to share precious gold like this.]

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[batmanschmatman]

I'll take it.

There is literally nothing else I'd rather do. I was too busy being incredibly depressed to really appreciate it when it was happening.

private; Assume plz.

[everylittlegirl]

I'll see you in a little bit then?

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[batmanschmatman]

Sounds good.