035 [audio]

[batmanschmatman]

I guess that could have been worse.

Anyone up for doing something?

[Private to Tim]

So now I have a stuffed elephant in my room.

[Private to Wally]

You seriously didn't know I was seven years younger then you?

[Private to Hayley]

I know this is going to sound weird, but thanks for lying about knowing my dad. Seriously. It was really nice to hear.

[Private to Mal]

[Dick was seriously considering just... pretending all that didn't happen. But. He was raised to be polite.]

I just wanted to say thanks again.

[Private to Bruce]

[The feed clicks on to this song playing with maybe some Dick is thoroughly amused by how clever he is chuckling in the background.]

Comments

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[batmanschmatman]

Guess there must be something about kids and pancakes, huh?

PRIVATE

[peektuttut]

Guess so. That, or we've got a thing for them. Yours weren't blueberry, were they?

PRIVATE

[batmanschmatman]

Chocolate chip. Apparently Sylar's more health conscious then Mal.

PRIVATE

[peektuttut]

The blueberries were my idea. [LOL EVEN TINY TIM WAS HEALTH CONSCIOUS.]

...So, Mal and Costigan? Really?

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[batmanschmatman]

You are such a dork.

Yeah, really. I'm... Really not sure what to think about all of it, honestly. [UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY]

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[peektuttut]

I know you are, but what am I?

Did Costigan invite her in?

PRIVATE

[batmanschmatman]

Is this where I do the I am rubber, you are glue thing?

[Ffffff Tim why are you making him talk about this.]

Yeah, well, um, I... had a nightmare. A bad one. I think he called her to help because he didn't really know what to do with me, and I think she has kids back home, so...

It ended up being kind of ridiculous in retrospect because he did just fine getting me to calm down after he asked her to help, so by the time she showed up, I kind of just needed someone to stick around and keep me company.

She didn't try anything, and I think Costigan felt pretty awkward about the whole thing, but... She's actually really nice. [WAT DO SHE MURDERED MY INMATE BUT SHE'S KIND OF A NICE PERSON D:]

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[peektuttut]

Yep.

[...OKAY TIM R CONFUSED.] Do they get along?

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[batmanschmatman]

[DICK IS TOO ;_;] Not exactly. I think...

I think Costigan really liked her.

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[peektuttut]

[FFFF] Well that could...confuse things.

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[batmanschmatman]

Yup.

I think it's pretty safe to say, out of every would be relationship I've ever been witness to? This is by far the most messed up.

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[peektuttut]

...[Look he saw Bruce and Jezebel Jet, okay, he doesn't believe that at all.] I don't know. You've stopped a few domestics, haven't you?

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[batmanschmatman]

Most domestics don't involve murdering someone because they look like your husband's clone.

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[peektuttut]

...Take it with a grain of salt?

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[batmanschmatman]

Can I take it with several?

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[peektuttut]

If you can stand the cholesterol.