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001 [video] introduction

So, I guess I should probably get around to introducing myself or something. I'm Dick, and I'm a new warden around here. Seems like an... interesting place so far.

... Sooooo, does anyone know when I'm actually supposed to get assigned an inmate to keep an eye on?

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Clearly. You've definitely got a way of emphasizing the high points.

It's an art form. Nothing really awful has happened since I've been here. Except for that one flood I don't remember on account of the concussion.

On the up side, there's snow. And before you head up there, I must warn you that most of the Justice League is already on deck, courtesy of yours truly.

Well, color me impressed. I think I'm gonna have to investigate.

No promises that it isn't a trap.

I think I can take you.

In a snowball fight? I dunno. I've learned a lot in the last two years.

Fair enough. But you're forgetting I spent most of my formative snowball years with Speedy and Kid Flash.

I suppose I am. The deck is perfectly safe, I'm sure.

You're planning on ambushing me.

Who, me? Why would I do that? Especially while the whole Justice League is watching. Come on, you're Batman. Not like you can't handle a little oops.

... What was that last part, Batgirl?

Not like you can't handle a little ambush?

Steph. Why did you call me Batman?

Did I? That's weird. You sure you heard me right?

What happened to Bruce?

What makes you think anything happened to Bruce? [ Could it possibly be the fact that she won't look you in the eye? Could that be it? ]

Why else would I be Batman?

I dunno, maybe it was just your time.

What. Happened.

Well, first were talking about having a snowball fight, and then I let it slip that you're Batman now, and in a couple of minutes Tim will be by to murder me. Now I'm not intimately familiar with procedure after that, but at some point I'll hopefully wake up in the infirmary not too much the worse for wear, and in a week or so I should be as good as new.

[Sighhhhhh. Dick is now massaging his forehead and trying to ward off the imminent headache.]

Unless everything's completely gone to hell, I'm pretty sure he's not going to murder you.

I wouldn't put it past him. We called a truce, but it's a pretty rocky one.

Don't worry about it. I'll try and talk him down from homicide and/or serious maiming.

Throw verbal abuse in the mix, that one's actually really likely.

I'll see what I can do.

001 [video] introduction

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private; steph, ilu. xD

private; NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU <3

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