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[batmanschmatman]

Is there a hole people are crawling into to die?

If so, I would like directions.

Or a road map.

Whichever's easier.

[Private to Shego]

I believe I promised you a 'ha ha I told you so'.

[Private to Jim]

So. Sorry about that.

[Private to Rorschach]

I promise I'm not usually a fifteen year old girl about. This kind of stuff. Or you know. Anything.

Comments

[scentbombed]

You and me both.

[batmanschmatman]

On a scale of fun to never speaking of it again, how bad for you?

[Private]

[scentbombed]

Well, apparently I told multiple people [Including George :c] that I wouldn't mind breaking up with my boyfriend of seven years for the sake of a condescending stranger who doesn't seem to know how to shave.

Private

[umgekehrt]

Can't we all come together.

And pretend that this last week didn't happen.

[SOMEONE transcribed a bunch of Whitman and dedicated to 'My beacon among stars' and that's not even counting the glitter valentine he gave Hoffman. It was horrifying.]

Private

[batmanschmatman]

[... Oh Stildyne. :C]

I see nothing wrong with this.

Private

[umgekehrt]

Then we're agreed. Some hundred-odd barge mates to go.

[Somewhere a hand hiding his face because just no.]

[sharpememory]

Do I want to know what went on? Or is it one of those things that we should all just pretend never happened?

[batmanschmatman]

It wasn't the worst thing that ever happened. You can check the network.

[sharpememory]

I kind of wanted a summary? It's hard being in a coma. You miss so many things.

[trenchcoatedly]

Would that be conducive to solving these issues?

[batmanschmatman]

It was a joke.

[Private]

[slayage]

... If you find one, let me know.

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

Can do. I might be leading a search party for one.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

If you hadn't I'd be claiming it anyway.

I told you so.

Seriously though, you're taking this kinda hard. This time next week there'll be some fresh hell to distract the populace from....whatever it is you did.

...

What did you do?

Private

[batmanschmatman]

I maybe followed Buffy and then Jim around like a lovesick puppy.

The regret and shame is just kind of fresh right now.

[Private -- and we're back to text.]

[wemaketheworld]

[Clearly someone is feeling uncomfortable about that whole thing.]

Hadn't thought so. Usually have more filter.

[NO HE IS NOT TALKING ABOUT HIS OWN *FEELINGS*. Uh-uh. Maybe if he doesn't they'll get ignored.]

[Private -- voice.] oh ror :c

[batmanschmatman]

Usually. [Kidding, kidding, filters are good.]

Are you doing okay?

[Repression is understandable in this case but. Just making sure. :c]

[peektuttut]

Let's put the last few days in a time capsule and never recover it.

[batmanschmatman]

This sounds like a wonderful idea.

[Private]

How's Regina?

audio;

[plays]

Crawling off into a hole and waiting is the lazy way to do it, dear.

audio;

[batmanschmatman]

Dear?

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

For what?

Private

[batmanschmatman]

For... you know, the flood?

[darknessb4me]

It's called the Barge.

[batmanschmatman]

Fair point.