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[batmanschmatman]

Is there a hole people are crawling into to die?

If so, I would like directions.

Or a road map.

Whichever's easier.

[Private to Shego]

I believe I promised you a 'ha ha I told you so'.

[Private to Jim]

So. Sorry about that.

[Private to Rorschach]

I promise I'm not usually a fifteen year old girl about. This kind of stuff. Or you know. Anything.

Comments

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

Tell me about it.

I mean, I'm not sure either of them really noticed, but still.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

At least you don't have much to explain.

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

Do you?

[Private]

[peektuttut]

Nope. Regina and I are completely in love. [/Deadpan]

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

I still don't think you're her type. [She doesn't like geeks. :c]

[Private]

[peektuttut]

You just don't know her like I do. [he's so disappointed. :c]

I need to convince her to never bring it up again.

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

Good luck. She seems kind of like one of those girls that makes people hate high school and want to repress their entire time there.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

You got that vibe too?

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

I didn't really like high school.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

I'm not surprised.

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

I guess I'm not sure if I've ever met anyone who honestly enjoyed it.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

I don't know. I liked the normality of it. Still wish I could have graduated.

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

You didn't graduate from high school? [Says the college drop out. :v]

[Private]

[peektuttut]

Says the college drop out. [Welp. He shrugs.]

I took the GED. But it would have been nice, getting a diploma with Ives and Zo.

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

[At least he attempted college. :c]

Yeah. Jeez.

... You really are happy, with how everything worked out?

[Private]

[peektuttut]

[Lucky :c]

I regret missing out on some things, but come on, man. I'm a teenager and I'm CEO of one of the country's biggest companies. [No talk about feelings, okay. :c]

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

[Hey his reason for not drastically changing the future is you said you were happy, he needs to make sure sometimes. :c]

I guess Bruce never really liked the job much anyway.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

I think most of it bored him.

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

Do you like it?

[Private]

[peektuttut]

Yeah, I think so. I mean, some of the shareholders are petty morons and I wish I could just knock some sense into them, but I like the work a lot. I'm going to be able to do so much with the Neon Knights. I can support other programs like them.

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

You're secretly forty years old, aren't you?

[Private]

[peektuttut]

You found me out.

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

Is this some kind of Benjamin Button thing or what?

[Private]

[peektuttut]

Yup. I was actually forty-five when we first met.

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

Well, that's not horrifying or anything.