batmanschmatman | 008 [video]

[Dick is a little out of breath and looks a little worked over, although not actually that hurt aside from a gash on his temple. He's ducked behind a wall trying to make the recording as fast as possible before his pursuers catch up to him, which... should be interesting. Thankfully he knows his way around by this point, and you know. He''s good at this kind of thing.]

So I'm on the run. From Aztec warriors. Who are apparently trying to haul me off to Zero. And didn't really take kindly to me saying I wasn't interested.

Just as a head's up to anyone who hasn't had the pleasure of running into them yet, these guys know how to fight and they're - [There's a pause as he takes out another warrior coming down the hallway, knocking him backwards into his fellows before continuing his run down the hallway, still making the recording.]

Pretty damn stubborn. I wouldn't recommend resisting unless you've got a black belt in something. They're definitely not afraid to rough you up a little first.

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[Please don't be possessed, please don't be possessed, please don't be possessed...]

Just out of curiosity, how much of your gear do you have on you?

And Wally's been possessed. I'm not sure if he's still got access to the Speed Force, but he implied that he did. Don't try and engage him if you see him.

Oh, and we still need to have that talk.

[Yes. He is being 100% serious.]

[Private to Chuck]

Pretty sure I figured out what the guys with clubs are here for.

[Private to Steph & Hayley]

Are you okay? Where are you?

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[Tim is wary. Comfort may mean sleep. :|] I just grew up. That's all. [Yes, Tim bypassed teenage years and went right to forty. :|]

[But sleep is awesomeeee. :c] Sorry future me is an asshole.

[NO IT ISN'T Tim will slap him again. :|] You live into your name a few times. And you stop listening to me as much as you should. [He smiles a little at that, because it's a sort of joke. :c]

[Lies. Lies and slander. :|] I give you full permission to punch me in the face, okay? [And he's quiet for a second before looking back over at Tim, actually looking relatively awake.]

... Tim, I don't want to be Batman.

[Aw, crap. Tim feels a tiny bit guilty about pushing him to do it.] There wasn't much of a choice.

But he's not really dead, you said. [See, Dick listens to you.]

[Tim does like that. :c] No, but Gotham thought he was, and Jason went off the deep end, pretending to be him. It had to be one of us.

[Whyyyy does Jason going off the deep end not shock him at all. :|] I hate the future.

[Grim grim grim smile. :c] You and me both.

[He's quiet for a minute before just kind of... following directions and trying not to fall asleep. He knows he shouldn't.] You know? Concussions suck.

[Okay that one makes him laugh.] Yeah. Big time. We should do something to keep you awake. Play a game.

[That gets you a sleepy grin.] I thought you said you grew up.

Yeah, but you didn't. [Cheeky little brother is still cheeky.] How about Geography. You know that one? I say Gotham, you say Metropolis, I say Sicily...

... We're goin' to Sicily?

...[Facepalm.] No. It's a game. You pick a place that starts with the letter the last word ended with. You have to have played this.

Right. Sorry, I was... [And here's some tired blinking. "Y" is not a fun one.] ... Yugoslavia.

[A smile, because yay Dick is awake and thinking.] Annapolis.

[Thinking hurts. :| But he'll try and keep awake because obviously it's important to you, Tim.] Star City.

[Tim totally appreciates it, so he's trying to be all encouraging.] Uh...Yonkers.

[Here's a tired snicker.] That's a good one. 'Y's suck.

Yeah, they do. Mow we're even, though.

[... Shit shit shit.] ... What letter were we on?

Uh...S, I think. [It's okay, he'll keep track. :c]

Spain. [He frowns slightly, looking back over at Tim.] Hayley thinks they're gonna try and sacrifice us.

They're Aztec. I'd expect that much. Nigeria.

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