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[batmanschmatman]

[Dick is wandering around the house, which is a nice, normal looking place. He's particularly focusing on the family photos and any other traces of the people who apparently really live here who happen to look... just like him and some other Barge people. Including apparently Wally. And Tim. Who are both the wrong ages.]

I'm still in the "this could be worse" stage, but not gonna lie, this is pretty freaky. I think I'm a cop. And maybe ten years older.

So, guess we should have a sound off? Who else is totally wigging out a little over this?

... And anyone seen Wally? I think he's [Dear god this is so weird.] my kid.

[Private to Costigan]

You make it off the Barge? You seem to be a popular guest star in some of these pictures. [Meaning it looks like they're both cops. Which is. Fun.]

[ooc: Housemates, neighbors and whoever else are more then welcome to spam. <3]

Comments

Have a text from a clueless wonder

[actuallyagolem.livejournal.com]

if you get this message, then youre wallys dad. thats what I have listed in my phone thing.

[And a second message another minute or so later:]

this is donny. sorry I cant find the apostrophe.

text - oh Donny ilu

[batmanschmatman]

No problem. Any ideas on how we know each other? Are we neighbors?

text - he loves you too, babe

[actuallyagolem.livejournal.com]

[Like fifteen minutes later, because texting is hard:]

I have a lot of numbers that say things like billys dad or dannys mom. :X teacher maybe? I dont know what the fuck I do. looks like I call your number a lot.

[and a few more minutes later:]

sorry about the kissy face. hit the button by accident. am embarrassed.

text

[batmanschmatman]

No problem. Not big on texting?

Teacher's a good bet. I can try to go through stuff on my end and see if I find anything.

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[actuallyagolem.livejournal.com]

not with keys this small. my thumbs going to break this thing.

thanks. appreciate it.

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[batmanschmatman]

Nah, they're built to withstand that kind of stuff.

[And maybe twenty or so minutes and a couple ransacked drawers later.]

You still go by Donny Donowitz here?

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[actuallyagolem.livejournal.com]

That's what my mail says, yeah.

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[batmanschmatman]

I think you're my son's baseball coach. Or Little League, I guess.

[Attached is a team photo with the names of everyone involved listed underneath. Not that you can really tell, since it's a cellphone camera, but hey.]

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[actuallyagolem.livejournal.com]

Dream come true. Your kid is either the star player or a troublemaker, by the way.

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[batmanschmatman]

What makes you think that?

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[actuallyagolem.livejournal.com]

Phone record. I call you more than the other parents.

Or we're having an affair.

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[batmanschmatman]

Let's not go that far.

Knowing Wally, it's maybe a little bit of both.

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[actuallyagolem.livejournal.com]

Maybe. See you at practice, I guess?

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[batmanschmatman]

Guess so. Good luck adjusting to suburbia.