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[batmanschmatman]

[Dick is wandering around the house, which is a nice, normal looking place. He's particularly focusing on the family photos and any other traces of the people who apparently really live here who happen to look... just like him and some other Barge people. Including apparently Wally. And Tim. Who are both the wrong ages.]

I'm still in the "this could be worse" stage, but not gonna lie, this is pretty freaky. I think I'm a cop. And maybe ten years older.

So, guess we should have a sound off? Who else is totally wigging out a little over this?

... And anyone seen Wally? I think he's [Dear god this is so weird.] my kid.

[Private to Costigan]

You make it off the Barge? You seem to be a popular guest star in some of these pictures. [Meaning it looks like they're both cops. Which is. Fun.]

[ooc: Housemates, neighbors and whoever else are more then welcome to spam. <3]

Comments

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Hi.

[batmanschmatman]

Steph?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

You guessed it.

[kid-speedster.livejournal.com]

...No way.

[batmanschmatman]

Yeah, way. [He directs the video towards a picture of the two of them at a baseball game or something.] Weird, right?

Video - Private

[physicslol.livejournal.com]

[Ariadne actually looks mostly calm. This is like dream sharing after all. Her hair, though, has been done up beyond belief rather than the natural waves.]

Are you okay?

Video - Private

[batmanschmatman]

More or less. Are you?

[There might have been a moment of lol what did you do to your hair.]

Have a text from a clueless wonder

[actuallyagolem.livejournal.com]

if you get this message, then youre wallys dad. thats what I have listed in my phone thing.

[And a second message another minute or so later:]

this is donny. sorry I cant find the apostrophe.

text - oh Donny ilu

[batmanschmatman]

No problem. Any ideas on how we know each other? Are we neighbors?

[SPAM - SOMETIME... LATER IDK]

[deathmerciful.livejournal.com]

[DING DONG!! Someone is at your front door]

[SPAM - WORKS FOR ME!]

[batmanschmatman]

[And here comes Dick to answer it.]

Hi. Can I help you?

[SPAM]

[terminates.livejournal.com]

[Hi there, next door neighbor. :|

Guess who's out in the front yard with a huge pit bull. What is this, even.]

[SPAM]

[batmanschmatman]

[When Dick wanders outside to investigate the rest of the house, he stops, stares, and promptly linefaces.]

... You have got to be kidding me.

[Spam]

[championoftime]

[If he hadn't actually had the experience of being human before, he'd be having a major panic attack. But he is only having a minor one. Tiny one. He'll be alright, he promises.

His balance is a little off as he heads down the stairs, but he makes it alright.] Dick? [He thought he heard his voice.

Okay, he can do this. He's completely normal. This'll be fine.]

[Spam]

[batmanschmatman]

[Dick turns around, a little surprised there's anyone in the house with him, but fortunately it's someone he recognizes. He frowns a little, noticing there's something a little off about the Doctor, who is another prominent feature in most of these pictures.] Doc? You okay?

[darknessb4me]

Wigging out. That a clinical term?

[batmanschmatman]

Nope. But I'm using it anyway.

[fbi-olivia.livejournal.com]

I uh.

I think we're maybe.

Married?

[batmanschmatman]

... I guess so. Weird.

So, uh... what's up?

[peektuttut]

[Tim looks like Bruce because I already have these uploaded and I mean really, they all look like him anyway.]

Wigging's a good word. [And and and awkward and. He's holding up his left hand. Wedding ring, Dick. Wedding ring.]

[batmanschmatman]

[You know they're all secretly his biological kids. :\]

Yeah, me too. [He holds up his own hand and then glares at the video.] Are you older then me?

[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

He's your kid? Oh, this is nice!

[batmanschmatman]

I wouldn't get too excited.

Private / voice

[lostundercover]

The Admiral has a sense of humor.

[There's a meow in the background.]

I ever tell you I don't like cats?

Private / voice

[batmanschmatman]

Just the one, or are you the guy version of a crazy cat lady?