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[batmanschmatman]

[Dick is wandering around the house, which is a nice, normal looking place. He's particularly focusing on the family photos and any other traces of the people who apparently really live here who happen to look... just like him and some other Barge people. Including apparently Wally. And Tim. Who are both the wrong ages.]

I'm still in the "this could be worse" stage, but not gonna lie, this is pretty freaky. I think I'm a cop. And maybe ten years older.

So, guess we should have a sound off? Who else is totally wigging out a little over this?

... And anyone seen Wally? I think he's [Dear god this is so weird.] my kid.

[Private to Costigan]

You make it off the Barge? You seem to be a popular guest star in some of these pictures. [Meaning it looks like they're both cops. Which is. Fun.]

[ooc: Housemates, neighbors and whoever else are more then welcome to spam. <3]

Comments

[batmanschmatman]

I'm already learning how to bribe kids with food. It's great. [Fahk you, Timmy. ;|]

[peektuttut]

He'll hate you if you get him fat. [Stop hanging out with Costigan. :|]

[batmanschmatman]

Pizza's never killed anyone. [Nope, sorry.]

[peektuttut]

Just don't let him eat like he's used to eating.

[batmanschmatman]

And here I thought the Doc was supposed to be my dad.

[peektuttut]

...

I'm blaming it on being older, now.

[batmanschmatman]

Which one of us is the fun uncle, do you think?

[peektuttut]

I swear, if you let Isaac play with your gun, I'm punching you.

[batmanschmatman]

Why would I ever let a kid play with a gun? I don't even like guns. Do you remember who really raised me?

[peektuttut]

...It was a bad joke.

[batmanschmatman]

Clearly I'm the fun uncle.

[peektuttut]

[FACEPALM.] Apparently. I hope you don't make me babysit.

[batmanschmatman]

Aw, c'mon Timmy, Wally's not so bad.

[peektuttut]

No, but I probably bore him to tears.

[batmanschmatman]

Maybe you're still a geek. You guys can bond over Star Trek or something.

[peektuttut]

Is he a geek?

[...Wait. Oh man, wait.] I think Isaac reads comic books.

[batmanschmatman]

... What kind of comic books?

[Private]

[peektuttut]

Not us. [lol I hope >>]

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

Have you seen any gear around the house?

[Private]

[peektuttut]

None. I can't even find a domino mask.

I don't think we're heroes, here.

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

Well, you're not, heating company boy.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

Oh hah hah. Shut up, I'm sure I'm very respectable.

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

You're not having a sordid affair with your cleaning lady or something?

[Private]

[peektuttut]

Dude. I'm married to Shego. [Have you seen Shego ever.]

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

Right, right. Guess that's out.

Don't worry, I'll do some digging and find out what I've been risking my job trying to cover up.