Dick Grayson (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
batmanschmatman) wrote2011-01-20 11:33 am
batmanschmatman) wrote2011-01-20 11:33 am
013 [video]
[Dick is wandering around the house, which is a nice, normal looking place. He's particularly focusing on the family photos and any other traces of the people who apparently really live here who happen to look... just like him and some other Barge people. Including apparently Wally. And Tim. Who are both the wrong ages.]
I'm still in the "this could be worse" stage, but not gonna lie, this is pretty freaky. I think I'm a cop. And maybe ten years older.
So, guess we should have a sound off? Who else is totally wigging out a little over this?
... And anyone seen Wally? I think he's [Dear god this is so weird.] my kid.
[Private to Costigan]
You make it off the Barge? You seem to be a popular guest star in some of these pictures. [Meaning it looks like they're both cops. Which is. Fun.]
[ooc: Housemates, neighbors and whoever else are more then welcome to spam. <3]
I'm still in the "this could be worse" stage, but not gonna lie, this is pretty freaky. I think I'm a cop. And maybe ten years older.
So, guess we should have a sound off? Who else is totally wigging out a little over this?
... And anyone seen Wally? I think he's [Dear god this is so weird.] my kid.
[Private to Costigan]
You make it off the Barge? You seem to be a popular guest star in some of these pictures. [Meaning it looks like they're both cops. Which is. Fun.]
[ooc: Housemates, neighbors and whoever else are more then welcome to spam. <3]
[SPAM]
The Barge has a sense of humor.
[Haven't you figured this out yet? Dummy. :|]
[SPAM]
This isn't funny, it's just sadistic.
[SPAM]
The dog gives a low growl, prompting Slade to scratch the area behind her ears.]
The port in August was sadistic.
This is just a sitcom.
[SPAM]
Dick is still just going to stand a couple paces away from the fence between the two properties, eying the dog.]
What happened in August?
[SPAM]
After a minute, she sits at Slade's side, letting out a huff of breath in Dick's direction. Watching him.]
The Wardens were dropped in cells in the basement of a haunted, abandoned asylum. The ghosts there thought they were patients.
The Inmates had to save them.
[SPAM]
Dick runs a hand through his hair, looking back out at the street.]
Guess that does sound a little less white bread then whatever's going on here.
[SPAM]
Slade snorts a bit and kneels down, scratching behind the dog (http://www.pitbullvideo.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/10283pitbull.jpg)'s ears.]
Just a bit.
[SPAM]
You got kids?
[SPAM]
And oh. You just had to ask that, didn't you?]
Haven't checked.
[Aaaand he would rather not. Though he prolly will. Later.]
[SPAM]
And yes he did. c:]
Might want to get on that.
[SPAM]
WELL, THEY'RE DEAD. Hope you're satisfied.]
Try to keep yours out of my hair.
[SPAM]
I'll try, but you know how Wally is.
[SPAM]
If something happens, it's his own fault.
[Because, you know. Pit bull + shotgun.]
[SPAM]
Don't make me drag you down to the station for assaulting a cop's kid.
[SPAM]
You see that sign? [He points. It reads 'Beware of Dog' in large, bold letters.] This fence? [That has a freakin' GATE.] It's called trespassing, Grayson.
You really wanna start something with a decorated war veteran just because you can't control your kid?
[SPAM]
You're a decorated war veteran? Impressive.
[SPAM]
Looks that way.
[Though 'impressive' isn't the word he'd choose for it.]
[SPAM]
How's this: I'll try to make sure Wally's not hopping the fence for his missing baseballs, and you keep that dog on your property. Deal?
[Bats are protective parents even when they're just playing along with the admiral. :|]
[SPAM]
Ah, baseballs. That earns a lopsided smile -- reminiscent if vaguely bitter.]
If it comes to that, I'll toss them back.
[A beat.]
Deal.
[SPAM]
So you are actually getting a sort of not really smile out of him.]
Thanks. Try not to let the monotony of suburbia get you down.