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[batmanschmatman]

[Dick is wandering around the house, which is a nice, normal looking place. He's particularly focusing on the family photos and any other traces of the people who apparently really live here who happen to look... just like him and some other Barge people. Including apparently Wally. And Tim. Who are both the wrong ages.]

I'm still in the "this could be worse" stage, but not gonna lie, this is pretty freaky. I think I'm a cop. And maybe ten years older.

So, guess we should have a sound off? Who else is totally wigging out a little over this?

... And anyone seen Wally? I think he's [Dear god this is so weird.] my kid.

[Private to Costigan]

You make it off the Barge? You seem to be a popular guest star in some of these pictures. [Meaning it looks like they're both cops. Which is. Fun.]

[ooc: Housemates, neighbors and whoever else are more then welcome to spam. <3]

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[SPAM]

[batmanschmatman]

[Nope, just thousands of innocent people. nbd.]

Don't make me drag you down to the station for assaulting a cop's kid.

[SPAM]

[terminates.livejournal.com]

[It's not his fault the entire superhero/villain world went INSANE, now is it? If it hadn't been for YOUR JUSTICE LEAGUE, its stupid drama, and the Dr. Light incident, the Society couldn't have even STARTED. So there.]

You see that sign? [He points. It reads 'Beware of Dog' in large, bold letters.] This fence? [That has a freakin' GATE.] It's called trespassing, Grayson.

You really wanna start something with a decorated war veteran just because you can't control your kid?

[SPAM]

[batmanschmatman]

[TBF the Bats kinda got a little screwed over with that bullshit too. >>]

You're a decorated war veteran? Impressive.

[SPAM]

[terminates.livejournal.com]

[Everyone got screwed over. It was horrid.]

Looks that way.

[Though 'impressive' isn't the word he'd choose for it.]

[SPAM]

[batmanschmatman]

[God only knows characters can't be decent human beings anymore.]

How's this: I'll try to make sure Wally's not hopping the fence for his missing baseballs, and you keep that dog on your property. Deal?

[Bats are protective parents even when they're just playing along with the admiral. :|]

[SPAM]

[terminates.livejournal.com]

[Clearly.

Ah, baseballs. That earns a lopsided smile -- reminiscent if vaguely bitter.]

If it comes to that, I'll toss them back.

[A beat.]

Deal.

[SPAM]

[batmanschmatman]

[What's this? Being civil? Dick's mind is a little blown. IT'S ALMOST LIKE STUFF BEFORE THE SOCIETY.

So you are actually getting a sort of not really smile out of him.]

Thanks. Try not to let the monotony of suburbia get you down.