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[batmanschmatman]

[Dick is wandering around the house, which is a nice, normal looking place. He's particularly focusing on the family photos and any other traces of the people who apparently really live here who happen to look... just like him and some other Barge people. Including apparently Wally. And Tim. Who are both the wrong ages.]

I'm still in the "this could be worse" stage, but not gonna lie, this is pretty freaky. I think I'm a cop. And maybe ten years older.

So, guess we should have a sound off? Who else is totally wigging out a little over this?

... And anyone seen Wally? I think he's [Dear god this is so weird.] my kid.

[Private to Costigan]

You make it off the Barge? You seem to be a popular guest star in some of these pictures. [Meaning it looks like they're both cops. Which is. Fun.]

[ooc: Housemates, neighbors and whoever else are more then welcome to spam. <3]

Comments

[kid-speedster.livejournal.com]

Why, who's my mom?

[batmanschmatman]

Um, I'm not sure. It looks like I'm married to this woman I was talking to the other day, Olivia? I don't know her super well. Or, at all.

[kid-speedster.livejournal.com]

...That sounds familiar.

[batmanschmatman]

You've talked to her?

[kid-speedster.livejournal.com]

I think I hit on her.

[batmanschmatman]

She's your mom!

[kid-speedster.livejournal.com]

She wasn't yesterday!

[batmanschmatman]

Way to make things super awkward, Wally.

[kid-speedster.livejournal.com]

Welcome to my life, Dad.

[batmanschmatman]

You are so grounded.

[kid-speedster.livejournal.com]

For hitting on someone? Yeah. Okay.

[ He's hiding out behind the Wal-Mart now, hoping you won't check there :< ]

[batmanschmatman]

I'm teasing. Do you have stuff for school with you, or am I packing your backpack before I leave?

[kid-speedster.livejournal.com]

You'd better not ground me or you will seriously pay for it when I get my powers back. [ THE BIGGEST NOOGIE EVER. ]

I don't have a backpack, no. Wait, are you saying I have to go to school!?

[batmanschmatman]

Yeah, you have to go to school. You're twelve.

[kid-speedster.livejournal.com]

That is so not cool.

[batmanschmatman]

We can have pizza for dinner?

[kid-speedster.livejournal.com]

All is forgiven.

[batmanschmatman]

Sit tight, I found a ride. Don't do anything stupid.

[kid-speedster.livejournal.com]

Where am I gonna go? I'm all tapped out.

[batmanschmatman]

Don't let Coach Donowitz hear you saying that. He'll stick you in the outfield again.

[kid-speedster.livejournal.com]

Seriously? Is this kid that bad at baseball?

[batmanschmatman]

You're either a trouble maker or the star player. Either way, he calls me a lot.

[kid-speedster.livejournal.com]

Well I guess we'll find out.

[batmanschmatman]

Should we play catch when you get home from school?

[kid-speedster.livejournal.com]

...Yeah. Yeah, we should.