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[batmanschmatman]

[Dick is wandering around the house, which is a nice, normal looking place. He's particularly focusing on the family photos and any other traces of the people who apparently really live here who happen to look... just like him and some other Barge people. Including apparently Wally. And Tim. Who are both the wrong ages.]

I'm still in the "this could be worse" stage, but not gonna lie, this is pretty freaky. I think I'm a cop. And maybe ten years older.

So, guess we should have a sound off? Who else is totally wigging out a little over this?

... And anyone seen Wally? I think he's [Dear god this is so weird.] my kid.

[Private to Costigan]

You make it off the Barge? You seem to be a popular guest star in some of these pictures. [Meaning it looks like they're both cops. Which is. Fun.]

[ooc: Housemates, neighbors and whoever else are more then welcome to spam. <3]

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Re: Spam!

[physicslol.livejournal.com]

[Ariadne shakes her head and pulls out her wallet.]

She's nineteen and I know that I can't sing.

[She couldn't carry a tune in a bucket unless it was superglued to her hands. So, hopefully, she wasn't going to have to do any singing to anyone, least of all Dick. That would just be embarrassing.]

That would explain the business major. Maybe the music school didn't take her.

Re: Spam!

[batmanschmatman]

Man, you're finding out all sorts of exciting things about yourself today. And to think I'm just a cop who can't seem to keep track of his one kid.

[There's a slight pause.] I have very little idea of where we're going.

Re: Spam!

[physicslol.livejournal.com]

[Ariadne glanced up from the phone, donning a more serious look. She really didn't either.]

Shouldn't it be off a main road of some kind?

[That had been her small experience with Wal-Marts since she'd left for France a few years ago.]

Re: Spam!

[batmanschmatman]

Probably. I figure if we drive around enough we'll figure it out, but not gonna lie? I kinda wish we'd at least gotten a file or a dossier or something to read before we got dumped here.

[Really, was that too much to ask?]

Re: Spam!

[physicslol.livejournal.com]

[Ariadne nods quietly, agreeing without needing to say anything.]

And who's to say that we aren't disrupting their lives by being here.

Re: Spam!

[batmanschmatman]

I guess we just need to be careful. Might want to brush up on your valley girl accent.

... Maybe this is just my upbringing coming through, I don't really like the suburbs.

Re: Spam!

[physicslol.livejournal.com]

[Ariadne raised an eyebrow at Dick, but realized he was right in that area. She would have to fit in.]

I don't like them much either. I'm used to the city.

Re: Spam!

[batmanschmatman]

Same. It's too quiet around here.

Re: Spam!

[physicslol.livejournal.com]

And not enough people.

[She quickly pointed when she spotted the Wal-Mart sign.]

There! Dick, turn right.

Re: Spam!

[batmanschmatman]

[He does, and soon they're pulling into the Wal-Mart parking lot. Dick gets out of the car and looks around, trying to figure out where his wayward best friend/son is hiding.]

He'd better not have wandered off. I think he's got school in like, an hour.

Re: Spam!

[physicslol.livejournal.com]

[Ariadne also follows suit, looking for any sign of Wally, but instead spots Jensen pushing carts into the corral. He waves at her, beckoning her over. Oh crap.]

You go on ahead. I think I have to go pretend to be in love with him.

[Pause.]

Come back quickly, please.

Re: Spam!

[batmanschmatman]

Don't worry, I can always arrest him for assault or something if he tries anything.

[And with that, he's off to find Wally. Don't try anything Jensen. 8|]

Re: Spam!

[kid-speedster.livejournal.com]

[ Wally is chillin' by the vending machine in front of the store. He had just enough money in his pocket to buy a coke. ]

Took you long enough.

Re: Spam!

[batmanschmatman]

I know, I know, sorry. Come on, we have to go rescue Ariadne from the love of her life and then get you to school.

[And he is, for serious, going to be taking your hand and leading you back to the car. Sorry Wally. 8|]

Re: Spam!

[kid-speedster.livejournal.com]

[ ... ]

If he's the love of her life, why are we rescuing her?

Re: Spam!

[batmanschmatman]

Because he's the love of her counterpart's life, not hers. And her counterpart sounds like a ditz.

Re: Spam!

[kid-speedster.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Hold on, I've got an idea.

[ And without further ado, Wally pulls away from Dick and jogs over to tug on Jensen's shirt. ]

Hey mister, you'd better not be making the moves on my mom!

Re: Spam! - LOL!

[physicslol.livejournal.com]

[Ariadne was trying to just have a casual conversation but Jensen was all too aware of Daneel's affections for him. So he was none-too-subtly leaning against the side of the cart corral and toward the architect, who really had nowhere to move. But Wally, oh dear Wally, saved her and she could hardly hide her smile.]

This is my son, Wally.

Re: Spam! - omg ilu alex xD

[batmanschmatman]

[Dick had been seconds away from intervening and apologizing for Wally, but as Ariadne decided to roll with it, he quickly forced a smile and caught up with the two of them, shooting a look at Jensen to see what his reaction would be.]

Uh, come on... honey, we should get Wally to school.

Re: Spam! - *_* /basks in love

[kid-speedster.livejournal.com]

[ Wally kept up a defensive frown at the boy. He knew just the one. He gave it to anyone who looked at his aunt wrong when he was a kid. ]

Re: Spam! - /LOVES ON TOO. ALEX YOUR'E AWESOME!

[physicslol.livejournal.com]

[Jensen glanced between Wally, Ariadne, and Dick, before back at Ariadne. She had no idea how to continue and tried to move out of reach of her couterpart's love.]

I'll talk to you later, Jensen. Okay?

[The boy didn't move, instead knitting his eyebrows and glancing away after a last pause.]

We should get you to school, Wally.

Re: Spam! - <333

[batmanschmatman]

[Dick wasn't sure if he wanted to laugh or apologize to the ill fated love of Daneel's life. He settled for putting a hand on the kid's back and trying to lead him away.]

Nice meeting you, Jensen.

Re: Spam! - <3!

[kid-speedster.livejournal.com]

See you later, mister!

[ Satisfied that his work here is done, Wally follows his 'parents' back to the car. ]

Re: Spam!

[physicslol.livejournal.com]

[HOW COULD YOU NOT TRUST THAT FACE, DICK? XP]

Re: Spam!

[batmanschmatman]

[DICK TRUSTS NO ONE >|]