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[batmanschmatman]

[There's a second or two of silence before Dick starts speaking, because he is very consciously trying to stop himself from blurting out "Holy _______" statements and adding Bat to the beginning of nouns, and it is quite the uphill battle, unfortunately. His "superpower" is basically adopting Burt Ward Robin's speech patterns TO THE XTREME. :|]

I'm not feeling great. Anyone needs me, I'm gonna be in my Bat-

... I'll be kind of scarce.

[Filtered to people who know THE BIG SECRET. So basically Tim, Steph, Wally, Costigan, Hayley, Spike, etc. Ask if not sure.]

Holy redundant flood, Admiral, this had better only be for a couple days. I'm starting to talk like the Robin from the BatTV Show character flood again and the Batnovelty's already seriously worn off. How's everyone else holding up?

Comments

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[batmanschmatman]

I can't stop. It just comes out in the middle of Batsentences.

... See?

But yeah. Between that and the "dudes".

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[peektuttut]

These are definitely Batsentences.

...Okay, this is a weird flood. What the hell is it? Minor verbal annoyances?

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[batmanschmatman]

Holy catastrophe, Tim, this isn't minor, I'm ready to throw myself under a Batbus.

... I'm exaggerating, but I do have a pretty impressive Batheadache.

I think we just got "lucky". Some people sound like they got really unfun ones.

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[peektuttut]

Batlucky?

[Okay seriously he is laughing it up because FFFF lol.]

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[batmanschmatman]

... I Bathate you. [That was not the flood. :|]

So, are you some kind of Batsurfer or what?

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[peektuttut]

Dude, chill out.

...Do we have Batsurf boards?

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[batmanschmatman]

I'm chill, Batdude. You're just fun to tease.

I don't know, you're the one using all the Batslang.

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[peektuttut]

I haven't said gnarly yet, man, so I think we can rule out surfer.

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[batmanschmatman]

So, what do you think it is, then?

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[peektuttut]

Oh, dude, I have no idea. There's got to be a pattern in this one, but man, I totally can't find it.

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[batmanschmatman]

... I think you need to start talking like this all the time.

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[peektuttut]

I'd rather take a vow of total silence.

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[batmanschmatman]

Holy Bat logic, Tim, you're no fun.

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[peektuttut]

Dude, we already knew I'm not the fun one.

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[batmanschmatman]

But now you're the totally lame one.

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[peektuttut]

I'm pretty sure that's still you.

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[batmanschmatman]

Can't we share?

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[peektuttut]

Nope. First come, first served.

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[batmanschmatman]

Well, okay, I'd rather be lame than homicidal.

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[peektuttut]

Jason's got a monopoly on that one.