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[batmanschmatman]

[There's a second or two of silence before Dick starts speaking, because he is very consciously trying to stop himself from blurting out "Holy _______" statements and adding Bat to the beginning of nouns, and it is quite the uphill battle, unfortunately. His "superpower" is basically adopting Burt Ward Robin's speech patterns TO THE XTREME. :|]

I'm not feeling great. Anyone needs me, I'm gonna be in my Bat-

... I'll be kind of scarce.

[Filtered to people who know THE BIG SECRET. So basically Tim, Steph, Wally, Costigan, Hayley, Spike, etc. Ask if not sure.]

Holy redundant flood, Admiral, this had better only be for a couple days. I'm starting to talk like the Robin from the BatTV Show character flood again and the Batnovelty's already seriously worn off. How's everyone else holding up?

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

No way. Like that wasn't creepy enough the first time.



[ooc | Bold purple is her voice, but seemingly coming out of nowhere. ]

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[batmanschmatman]

Holy ghost narration, sounds like you've got a super fun new ability.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

I promise I'm not throwing my voice.

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[batmanschmatman]

You can't do anything to control it?

[BIG SECRET filter]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I'm fine.

I'm pretty sure Batnovelty is my new favorite word, though.

[Shego's power for the duration is reverse lie detection, i.e. other people can tell when she's lying. The second statement is true, the first is....not. She's never fine. :|]

[BIG SECRET filter]

[batmanschmatman]

I guess it's kind of catchy.

You know, if you're gonna lie, you should really come up with something more creative then "I'm fine."

Re: [BIG SECRET filter] - hideous untruths now colour-coded!

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about, Dick?

[BIG SECRET filter] - I do love me some color coding.

[batmanschmatman]

Sure you're not.

Private - Text (lol obviously not on the filter)

[physicslol.livejournal.com]

Be safe, Dick.

Private - Text (lol maybe someday :P)

[batmanschmatman]

You too. Everything okay?

[He saw your crazy falling out of your chair stunt. :|]

Re: Private - Text (SOMEDAAAAAY~)

[physicslol.livejournal.com]

[Oh yeah, that.]

Yeah. Everything's fine. I'm seeing elephants.

SECRET FILTER

[bigbad]

...well, yours is bloody funny, mate. Though not
from your perspective I suppose. You see
that I myself did not escape this rot.
I'd rather have yours than this poetry.

SECRET FILTER

[batmanschmatman]

Holy Shakespeare, that's pretty impressive. Are you usually this good with Batpoetry?

SECRET FILTER

[bigbad]

..well, if by "good," you mean I'm bloody bad,
I have always been this good, innit sad?

[Filter]

[peektuttut]

Dude, did you just say Batnovelty?

[Filter]

[batmanschmatman]

Yes. [:|]

What awesome new Batability did the Admiral give you?

[Filter]

[peektuttut]

I don't think I'm affected, man. Everything's totally normal.

[acid_rayne]

Your 'Bat'-what...?

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[batmanschmatman]

Nothing. I can't speak properly.

Always text!

[acid_rayne]

That was more than just not speaking properly.

No reply from Hayley for other reasons. :|

[everylittlegirl]

Hayley why you stake people ;;

[batmanschmatman]

BIG SECRET filter

[lostundercover]

I have a headache. You got anything you wouldn't kill me for taking?

BIG SECRET filter

[batmanschmatman]

Holy understatement, you and me both. I've got some Batibuprofen you could take.

... I promise it's not actually Bat-anything, I just can't stop. As long as you don't exceed the daily Batlimit, it should be fine.

Any fun Batside effects of our turbulence for you? [... Dick has officially reached the oh god please kill me :| part of our programming.]

private OH AND TEXT ON COSTIGAN'S END, SORRY.

[lostundercover]

Sure, guy. Thanks. Could you maybe drop it by?

Yeah.