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[There's a second or two of silence before Dick starts speaking, because he is very consciously trying to stop himself from blurting out "Holy _______" statements and adding Bat to the beginning of nouns, and it is quite the uphill battle, unfortunately. His "superpower" is basically adopting Burt Ward Robin's speech patterns TO THE XTREME. :|]

I'm not feeling great. Anyone needs me, I'm gonna be in my Bat-

... I'll be kind of scarce.

[Filtered to people who know THE BIG SECRET. So basically Tim, Steph, Wally, Costigan, Hayley, Spike, etc. Ask if not sure.]

Holy redundant flood, Admiral, this had better only be for a couple days. I'm starting to talk like the Robin from the BatTV Show character flood again and the Batnovelty's already seriously worn off. How's everyone else holding up?

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No way. Like that wasn't creepy enough the first time.

[ooc | Bold purple is her voice, but seemingly coming out of nowhere. ]

Holy ghost narration, sounds like you've got a super fun new ability.

I promise I'm not throwing my voice.

Edited 2011-02-07 18:01 (UTC)

You can't do anything to control it?

I'm fine.

I'm pretty sure Batnovelty is my new favorite word, though.

[Shego's power for the duration is reverse lie detection, i.e. other people can tell when she's lying. The second statement is true, the first is....not. She's never fine. :|]

Nothing I've found so far.

I guess it's kind of catchy.

You know, if you're gonna lie, you should really come up with something more creative then "I'm fine."

Anything particularly terrible happen?

Be safe, Dick.

You too. Everything okay?

[He saw your crazy falling out of your chair stunt. :|]

What are you talking about, Dick?

...well, yours is bloody funny, mate. Though not
from your perspective I suppose. You see
that I myself did not escape this rot.
I'd rather have yours than this poetry.

Mostly just me looking like an psychopathic loser. Which is always fun.

Sure you're not.

Holy Shakespeare, that's pretty impressive. Are you usually this good with Batpoetry?

I'm pretty sure we all look like psychopathic Batlosers, Steph.

But yeah, probably fortunate that didn't happen.

What, did your holy batmannerisms come with telepathy?

I don't think so. You sure you haven't been affected?

Like I don't already have enough trouble keeping my foot out of my mouth as it is.

...Yeah, you see what I mean.

... Wait, what happened?

[Oh yeah, that.]

Yeah. Everything's fine. I'm seeing elephants.

Nothing happened. Just predicting the future. It's my newest super power.

Dude, did you just say Batnovelty?

Holy zoology Elephants?

Yes. [:|]

What awesome new Batability did the Admiral give you?

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