035 [audio]

[batmanschmatman]

I guess that could have been worse.

Anyone up for doing something?

[Private to Tim]

So now I have a stuffed elephant in my room.

[Private to Wally]

You seriously didn't know I was seven years younger then you?

[Private to Hayley]

I know this is going to sound weird, but thanks for lying about knowing my dad. Seriously. It was really nice to hear.

[Private to Mal]

[Dick was seriously considering just... pretending all that didn't happen. But. He was raised to be polite.]

I just wanted to say thanks again.

[Private to Bruce]

[The feed clicks on to this song playing with maybe some Dick is thoroughly amused by how clever he is chuckling in the background.]

Comments

[peektuttut]

I'm calling it Zitka 2.0 an nothing you can say will change my mind.

[batmanschmatman]

Hey, I'm not arguing with you.

You think I should try walking on the railing again?

[peektuttut]

Only if I can join you this time.

[batmanschmatman]

I don't know, Bruce'll kill me if you fall overboard.

[peektuttut]

Hey, I can balance just as well as you can, now.

[batmanschmatman]

How's your shoulder?

[peektuttut]

Not affecting my balance.

[batmanschmatman]

You shouldn't be putting any extra strain on it. [Yes. Dick is a hypocrite. Why do you ask? :|]

[peektuttut]

[Brb pointing that out. :|] Hypocrite.

[batmanschmatman]

Not really. You've got a hole in your shoulder.

[peektuttut]

Slade beat you up.

RETROACTIVELY MAKING ALL OF THIS PRIVATE jeez Tim :|

[batmanschmatman]

And everyone gave me a hard time about it.

PRIVATE gawd, sorry :| Whine to dad why don't you :|

[peektuttut]

Broken ribs are harder to work with than an arm with a hole.

PRIVATE maybe I will B|

[batmanschmatman]

Not when you're walking on your hands on a railing of a ship traveling through time and space.

PRIVATE ...but D:

[peektuttut]

I never said I'd be walking on my hands. That would just be dumb.

PRIVATE but what B|

[batmanschmatman]

Well, that's what I was doing last time, so when you say you're coming too this time, what do you think I'm going to assume you're going to be doing?

PRIVATE but why :c

[peektuttut]

Apparently something stupid.

PRIVATE because I'm the oldest and it comes with certain responsibilities. B]

[batmanschmatman]

Well, walking around on the railing in general probably isn't smart

PRIVATE OBJECTION :|

[peektuttut]

No one ever said you were a genius.

PRIVATE OVERRULED.

[batmanschmatman]

Yeah, yeah, you're the brilliant one, the rest of us all pale in comparison.

PRIVATE SOB

[peektuttut]

It's true. I can't help but overshadow you.

PRIVATE ILU BRO

[batmanschmatman]

Not in deck rail hand walking.

PRIVATE JERKFACE

[peektuttut]

....Fine, you win that one.

PRIVATE ILU2 C:

[batmanschmatman]

How was Sylar?

PRIVATE >|

[peektuttut]

Surprisingly awesome.