batmanschmatman | 001 [video] introduction

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001 [video] introduction

So, I guess I should probably get around to introducing myself or something. I'm Dick, and I'm a new warden around here. Seems like an... interesting place so far.

... Sooooo, does anyone know when I'm actually supposed to get assigned an inmate to keep an eye on?

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Really? Why? I thought he was sticking close to Gotham for a while.

I don't think you understand. Black Mask, Africa... that was two years ago. He's moved on, we all have.

I'm Batgirl now.

... What happened to Cass?

She left. Told me not to follow her.

Is she okay?

I assume so. It's Cass.

Good point.

Anyway, I'm glad you're okay.

Thanks. Sorry for. You know. Pretending to be dead for a year.

But welcome to the barge?

You don't have to apologize. [Because really, let's think about it, he's done a lot of not fun-for-the-others-involved stuff in the past too.]

But, uh, thanks. I'd say it's good to be here, but I'd hate to make a premature judgment on the place.

It's not that bad. There are floods, and breaches, and at least weekly murders, but clearly I shouldn't go into advertising.

Clearly. You've definitely got a way of emphasizing the high points.

It's an art form. Nothing really awful has happened since I've been here. Except for that one flood I don't remember on account of the concussion.

On the up side, there's snow. And before you head up there, I must warn you that most of the Justice League is already on deck, courtesy of yours truly.

Well, color me impressed. I think I'm gonna have to investigate.

No promises that it isn't a trap.

I think I can take you.

In a snowball fight? I dunno. I've learned a lot in the last two years.

Fair enough. But you're forgetting I spent most of my formative snowball years with Speedy and Kid Flash.

I suppose I am. The deck is perfectly safe, I'm sure.

You're planning on ambushing me.

Who, me? Why would I do that? Especially while the whole Justice League is watching. Come on, you're Batman. Not like you can't handle a little oops.

... What was that last part, Batgirl?

Not like you can't handle a little ambush?

Steph. Why did you call me Batman?

Did I? That's weird. You sure you heard me right?

What happened to Bruce?

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private; steph, ilu. xD

private; NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU <3

private; d'awww <3

private; /steals

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