065 [voice]

[batmanschmatman]

Sometimes, I really miss being a cop. Every day was a little different, but you still always had a routine and something to do, and even if it was just doing paperwork, you'd never complain about needing something to work on. Especially not in Bludhaven. And I know it probably sounds naive to some of you, but you could really see the impact you were having on the community, there. Once the department started getting on the right track again, people weren't as afraid to go out at night. It wasn't as much of a warzone run by the mob, at least, not like what it used to be. We were really making a difference, for a while.

I'm not sure I could ever go back to it. Starting over again in a new city doesn't really appeal to me, and so much happened between when I started and when I first got here, on the Barge, that I'm just not sure it's an option. But I still miss it.

[Private to Jim]

Thanks for letting me borrow your couch.

[Private to Summer]

So, settling in okay?

Comments

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. You could have made up something a bit more believable. What was it, did you get busted with drugs?

[batmanschmatman]

I can show you the pictures.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Photoshop. Seriously, no one believes anything with pictures anymore.

[batmanschmatman]

Alright. I knew you were a jackass? But I didn't realize it extended towards the death of over a hundred thousand innocent people.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Look, trying the guilt trip isn't going to get me to believe your story. And if it really happened, what does it matter what I think?

[batmanschmatman]

Fuck off, Barron.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Fine, but I still reckon it was drugs.

[batmanschmatman]

What about "Fuck off" do you not understand?

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Okay, fucking off. [And he turns of the connection.]

[batmanschmatman]

[Don't joke about Bludhaven, Barron. :C]

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

[It is the worst topic. :c]