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015 [audio]

[Filtered away from Roman, but otherwise Public.]

Okay, so, a flood turned hostile takeover attempt, another sinister plot, a port... now do you think we'll get a little bit of downtime?

I know people had their issues with port, but seriously, at least for the most part, barring a misadventure here or there, most of us got out pretty unscathed. That's got to be worth something on the scale of boring to traumatic.

... And it was kind of fun, being a cop again. Even if there wasn't exactly much chasing down bad guys involved.

I mean, not that I'm saying "sign me up for a universe transfer", but I guess all I'm trying to say is I'll take what I can get.

[Private to Port Family: Olivia, Wally, Seven, Tim, Shego, Isaac]

Seriously, as far as fake families went, you guys were pretty cool.

[Private to Tim]

Were you ever going to get around to telling me my best friend survived the Crisis?

[Private to Ariadne]

Did you and Jensen get to say your tearful good byes, or are you now parted from your one true love forever?

And hey, I think this port's the first time we've ever gotten to hang out that hasn't been interrupted by the Barge trying to collapse around us or something. Clearly a celebration is in order.

[Private to Bourne]

So... How's your shoulder?

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[Ariadne pulled her hands back slowly before blurting out,] Are you dead?

[She'd heard about such a phenomenon within her first week or so being on the Barge. The inmates had all died in real life, but there were a few wardens as well who were dead back home. Her heart dropped into her stomach at the thought of him being dead.]

No. Not for lack of trying. [It was an inappropriate joke for the conversation, yes, but... very, very Dick. But as he elaborated, he let the humor fall out of his voice to be replaced with sincerity.]

I'm fine. Seriously. I'm here because I want to be, not because I don't have another choice. [This was the first time in a long time someone had reacted this badly to seeing any of the evidence of the injuries he'd sustained over the years, and he was sort of, in a weird way, kind of touched, even if the concern was totally unnecessary.] It's okay, Ariadne. I promise I'm fine.

Edited 2011-01-28 07:00 (UTC)

[Ariadne swallowed again, tucking her hair behind her ears. The sheer amount of scar tissue that covered his torso frightened her. She placed a hand back on his arm, as if that would somehow reassure her that he was indeed alive, despite the complete lack of logic it held. If he were truly dead back in the real world, there would be no way for her to find out, really.]

You pr-promise?

[He gently removed her hand from his arm, instead holding it in one of his heavily callused ones and squeezing reassuringly.] I promise.

[And, after a moment, trying to break up the mood because seriously, he didn't want her to be upset since he was - last time he checked - very much alive, he gave her a small smirk and added,] You're cute when you worry. [He was mostly just teasing her, trying to prove that everything was fine and the marks were nothing to worry about.]

[At his smirking comment, Ariadne finally pulled her gaze away from Dick's scars, a slight smile rising around her lips. Now that was something a little more familiar, that teasing. She looked back up and, in some small form of 'revenge,' if that even, pulled his arm, undoing his balance and toppling him into the water. Ha! Take that, Dick!]

[Dick rolled with the throw, still hitting the water pretty spectacularly, but keeping it a safe landing even as he submerged. He popped back up a moment later, laughing, swiping his dark hair out of his eyes before calling up to her.]

You are evil, you know that?

[She was about to protest about how he'd just called her cute a moment ago, but Ariadne couldn't quite work the words out of her mouth. Instead she simply grinned at him from her safe spot on the ledge for a couple moments. Then, finally, her voice came to her.]

I can't believe I got the drop on a former cop.

[It wasn't meant to be snarky, but rather some honest surprise. Still, it was fun to say aloud.]

[Dick smirked.] Please, I let you throw me in.

[It was pretty true, plus he'd be lying if he said the drop hadn't been kind of fun. If he wasn't going to be able to throw himself off buildings or out of airplanes or whatever, he might as well make do with what he had instead.

He treaded water for a few moments before looking back up at her, still grinning.] You coming in or what?

[Ariadne openly laughed, a rare sound, as she generally thought that her laugh was a little obnoxious sounding. Smiles usually conveyed what she meant pretty easily, but laughing was something completely different.]

You let me throw you in.

[She shook her head at that but still slid into the water, much more cleanly than the Boy Wonder. Man Wonder. Boy-Man Wonder. WHATEVER.]

I let you throw me in. [His grin widened with the repeated phrase and the sound of her laughter, feeling suddenly sort of guilty that he couldn't - or wouldn't or shouldn't, he wasn't really sure at this point - tell her the truth about everything.

He watched her jump in and as soon as she'd resurfaced, after waiting a beat or two, just enjoying the water, he looked over at her curiously.] So, what do we do now, Ariadne the architect?

[Ariadne gave a quiet shrug, which was mostly hidden by the water. Part of her knew that Dick likely had other things to do than hang out with her all day, but another wanted to just stay like this and enjoy his company in such a beautiful place as South Africa. She felt natural around him, comfortable, and familiar. Still, her more rational side got the best of her this time.]

We should probably head back to the rest of the Barge, Dick the extreme sports enthusiast.

[Dick let out an over dramatic, long suffering sigh, pouting, clearly still goofing around.]

Do we have to?

[But... he sort of wasn't just kidding. While sure, there were things he maybe should get back to or at least check in on - namely, a certain still not 100% recovered inmate and then seeing if Steph was up for more escrima lessons later tonight - neither seemed that important right now. They were back on the Barge, things had happened, and now there didn't seem like there was all that much to do. It was sort of nice just hanging out with someone without was being blackmailed or punched in the face or thrown up on, and while he was someone who would always head back to his responsibilities sooner or later, for the moment? He kind of wanted to stay here forever.]

[Ariadne raised an eyebrow at him before nodding.]

We might be able to stay a little longer.

[No, the rational side told her. He had an inmate and a whole host of people he was responsible for.]

Okay. Just a little while longer, then.

[He was pretty confident things wouldn't totally fall apart while he was here, anyway. Costigan could look after himself for a while - and they'd been sort of not really but definitely getting on each others nerves - and so really all in all, this was a nice break.]

[Ariadne carefully swam toward Dick, a mischievous grin on her face as she did so. When she was close enough, the architect flicked her hands and splashed him. Sure, it wasn't evil by any sort but that was about as devious as she got.]

[Dick laughed and threw up his hands to shield himself, glaring at her playfully.] Hey!

[And he promptly splashed her back.]

[Ariadne grinned and tried to shield herself with one arm while splashing with the other, a little less strongly than before, considering she was only using one hand now.]

I haven't done this since I was a kid.

[Dick paused before continuing the splash war, looking at her curiously.]

Really? You don't have any younger siblings to annoy or something?

No, I've never had any younger siblings.

[And she ducked under the water for a moment trying to swim around to his other side to catch him off-guard. Though, she doubted she would be able to.]

Bummer.

[He watched as she submerged, wondering what she was up to and how he could best plan his own counterattack.]

[Ariadne re-surfaced behind him and started the splashing anew. This was unbelievably fun.]

[Dick laughed and started splashing back. With all the relatively unfun stuff that had been going on over the last few weeks, it was nice to have something that just... fun. Nothing to worry about or stress over.]

[While she definitely didn't know what was going on with his inmate, Ariadne was more than excited to simply enjoy herself. The epic splash war continued as she tried to swim toward the waterfall. That would certainly be more effective than her hands.]

[Dick was once again eying the waterfall as soon as she started getting close to it, still not really thrilled about the idea of getting whacked with some debris coming down from above or something.]

I know I sound like a broken record, but be careful.

[Ariadne gave him a quiet smile, trying to reassure him. She tilted her hands so the waterfall sprayed right down onto them and it deflected off her palms and onto him. Victoryyyyyy.]

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