001 [video] introduction

[batmanschmatman]

So, I guess I should probably get around to introducing myself or something. I'm Dick, and I'm a new warden around here. Seems like an... interesting place so far.

... Sooooo, does anyone know when I'm actually supposed to get assigned an inmate to keep an eye on?

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[batmanschmatman]

So, you've got proof he's still alive? Why wouldn't I believe you? That's great.

[He means it too. Alive!adoptive dad is wayyy better then Dead!adoptive dad.]

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[peektuttut]

[Oh God he loves being believed. It's good cause Dick hasn't seen the body yet. :c]

Yeah. Yeah, I do. He's out there somewhere.

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[batmanschmatman]

[No worries Tim, he's not going to if the mun has anything to say about it. ;| ]

So, how do we get him back?

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[peektuttut]

[SCORE. :|]

I've already got plans set for it. Superman and Green Lantern are going to take point in the search. And Booster Gold.

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[batmanschmatman]

Sounds like you've been busy.

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[peektuttut]

I was, yeah. I've been here for a while now, though. It doesn't really seem to matter; I've gone back home, once, and it was like no time had passed at all. Where are you? [Bat hugs may be in order. :c]

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[batmanschmatman]

My cabin, on the first deck. Where are you? [Bathugs are clearly the best kind of hugs.]

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[peektuttut]

Same level, room eighteen. Meet you out there? [It's because they get so few of them. :c]

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[batmanschmatman]

Sure thing. See you soon.

[And like, two seconds later he's in the hallway outside Tim's room.]

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[peektuttut]

[Tim is out of his room in a half second and there is zero preamble before hugs. Because it's Dick. And Dick is here. And Tim might have missed him. :c]

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[batmanschmatman]

[D'awww, Dick will definitely be hugging you back. Even though he doesn't have the whole 'I haven't seen you in a long time' thing going for him, he's glad he's here, because seriously, it's Tim and Tim is pretty much the coolest little brother ever.]

action; IT IS SO ADORABLE :C

[peektuttut]

[He is TOTALLY COOLER THAN DAMIAN, RIGHT? RIGHT? :| But Tim'll step back and just clap him on the shoulder or something lame like that.] So you got the run down, right?

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[batmanschmatman]

[UM OFC is that even a question?]

Yep. Sounds like I've got a real fun who knows how long ahead of me.

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[peektuttut]

[Turns out Tim deals with being fired as badly as Dick did. :c]

Yeah. Real fun. [Paaaause] There are a few people on board who know about us. Martha Jones, Cissie, obviously Wilson and Nygma. And a girl named Hayley. And my inmate. Sylar. [And he's rubbing the back of his neck.] Speaking of, he'll probably ask you all sorts of things, once he realizes who you are.

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[batmanschmatman]

[It's clearly a nonbiological Batgenes thing.]

I've talked with Cissie, actually. How do these people just... know?

And, uh, should I be concerned with this questioning or...?

action; Fourth walling him okay, or no?

[peektuttut]

It's. It's complicated. Cissie was Arrowette; we worked together in Young Justice. Uh, don't spring that on her before I get the chance to tell her you know. Sylar I told. Long story. ...And yeah, you should probably be concerned. It's usually to get more info about me.

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[batmanschmatman]

So basically, keep all the embarrassing Timmy stories to myself.

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[peektuttut]

Yeah, basically. -- Wait, what embarrassing stories?

...And, uh. Be wary of anything he might say.

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[batmanschmatman]

I've got a few.

You know, this whole 'giving me advice about what to do' would work a lot better if you were less cryptic.

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[peektuttut]

It's just complicated with him, Dick. He's a killer, he's messed up, and I trust him, but at the same time, I don't trust him at all. [He thinks Sylar'll take everything he's said and try to turn Dick against him. :c] Just - be careful of him. He's already gotten to Cissie and Steph.

[Mister paranoia is here.]

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[batmanschmatman]

Tim, don't worry about it. Eternal optimism aside, I've kind of learned my lesson about blindly trusting people. Seriously this time. [AKA Tarantula, wth was that.]

And besides, I've got a bit of Bat paranoia going on too. Just apparently not as bad as you.

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[peektuttut]

[They will just never talk about that ever, right. Tim nods. Shhh it's not his fault he's turning into Bruce. (Well maybe it is.)] All right, okay. Good.

[Aaaand he's rubbingthe back of his neck because this is the worst part.] There's, uh. One other, kind of important part about the Barge. Might not have come up.

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[batmanschmatman]

Andddd that would be...?

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[peektuttut]

That in some other universe our entire lives are fictionalized and recorded in comic books and...really, really awful movies. That's, uh. That's how Hayley and Martha figured it out.

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[batmanschmatman]

That's... interesting.

[Which really means wtf since when.]